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The Tale of the Prombies.....
It all started out on a cold dark night.. the wind was blowing and the cats were meowing and all was normal on this cold Friday eve.
Alright.. it wasn't very cold but the moon was out and the streets were bathed with its bright white light. There must have been a spark in the air, the promise of an Irish Jig, cough-syrup, the bagpipes, the chance to purchase small children, or perhaps it was just the smell of fresh meat for the Prombies came out to play....
The poor little souls, scorned by a shared love - a wretched boy named Shawn. He wasn't too bad on the eyes but a cold heart he did hide as the prom loomed ever so near. He couldn't decide which girl to ask.. there were 5 to choose from.. so he asked them all, but they were not aware of the night he had in store.
How could he have known that these lovely young girls would meet a terrible fate? How could he have forseen what the girls would do, when confronted with each other that night. He must not have been that bright or he must not have thought what would happen when so did they meet...
He got all dressed up in his rented tux and bow tie and the limo was right on time. He hurried out of his house and into the night.. off to the first girls abode..
For now.. her name is Redhead.. I am sure she once had a real name but the ghouls of the night are not so fond of the names of the living.. but she did look beautiful in her red dress. Her long flowing red hair all primped and curled as she bounced to the limo at dusk...
She eagerly jumped into that limo of doom as she turned to her beau and saw his innocent smile. "I have a stop to make before we head to the dance, I hope you don't mind.." the Redhaired girl only smiled a coy smile as she replied.. "Of course - nothing can ruin this night!" But how she was wrong as they pulled up to the house of the blonde girl, who's name has long since been lost, and she too bounced out of the house and into that limo only to come face to face with the Redhaired girl...
"Who are you?" the blonde girl exclaimed as she reached out to grab a bunch of her hair.. "I am his date tonight.. you blonde little tramp!" was the reply as her hair was wrenched from her scalp.
"Oh this isn't good," the boy named Shawn only said as he reached into his coat for the gun... two shots rang out as the gore slid down the glass, followed by the sound of two hollow thumps...
"Shall we carry on with the evening.." the boy exclaimed as he shooed the driver to continue.. the car made a short thump as it passed over the bodies of the dates left on the side of the road.. two bullet holes in their pretty faces.. scorned forever-more.
Now as Shawn headed to the dance.. the other three girls were waiting for his arrival in different parts of the gym. The next poor soul to meet up with him that night was .. well.. we shall call her "Shoe-head" as that was how her night ended.
She was the first to see him as he entered the gym.. she bounced on over to give him a kiss.. but she wasn't the only one who saw him.. for "One-eye" was looking on when both of her eyes actually worked!
Shoe-head and One-eye locked gazes on each other and both claimed they were the young man's date. Shoe-head took off her designer leather heel and plucked out One-eye's eye and giggled with delight! Well, One-eye was not to be outdone and pulled out the shoe out of the gaping hole left in her skull... and planted it deep into her head..
"Oh this will never do.." the boy merely sighed as he looked down upon the corpses of his dates. After dragging the bodies out into the grass.. the young boy attempted to carry on with his evening. For he had one girl left to meet there. We shall call her "Pink head" for reasons that probably do not need to be discussed here..
Poor Pink head really didn't see it coming.. as she danced her lovely dance.. her peach dress swaying this way and that.. her lovely hair flowing in the wind that only a perfect prom can have. Her beau swinging her around the dance floor like Kevin Bacon in Footloose.. not a care in the world.... when the rest of his dates finally arrived. For they were so infuriated with Shawn.. they wanted his blood and wanted to take back what he had taken from them.
As the Prombies lurched forward.. poor Pink-head was thrown to them like a sacrificial lamb to the wolves. Yes, our young hero threw her into the ravenous mob and slipped out the back door. Little Pink-head endured the punishment for our young hero as the Prombies devoured her thinking it was their intended vicitm...
Now Pink-head has joined in the spurned flock of Prombies.. forever walking the Earth searching for Shawn.. they return every year about this time.. picking up friends as they loom... other victims of Shawn who were tossed away when discovering his cold evil heart...
And so.. I present the Prombies.. in all of their infinate Glory.. or Gory if you prefer... be afraid if your name is Shawn.. for they might be looking for you...
(just one more pic of Redhead.. for it was her B-day!)
It all started out on a cold dark night.. the wind was blowing and the cats were meowing and all was normal on this cold Friday eve.
Alright.. it wasn't very cold but the moon was out and the streets were bathed with its bright white light. There must have been a spark in the air, the promise of an Irish Jig, cough-syrup, the bagpipes, the chance to purchase small children, or perhaps it was just the smell of fresh meat for the Prombies came out to play....
The poor little souls, scorned by a shared love - a wretched boy named Shawn. He wasn't too bad on the eyes but a cold heart he did hide as the prom loomed ever so near. He couldn't decide which girl to ask.. there were 5 to choose from.. so he asked them all, but they were not aware of the night he had in store.
How could he have known that these lovely young girls would meet a terrible fate? How could he have forseen what the girls would do, when confronted with each other that night. He must not have been that bright or he must not have thought what would happen when so did they meet...
He got all dressed up in his rented tux and bow tie and the limo was right on time. He hurried out of his house and into the night.. off to the first girls abode..
For now.. her name is Redhead.. I am sure she once had a real name but the ghouls of the night are not so fond of the names of the living.. but she did look beautiful in her red dress. Her long flowing red hair all primped and curled as she bounced to the limo at dusk...
She eagerly jumped into that limo of doom as she turned to her beau and saw his innocent smile. "I have a stop to make before we head to the dance, I hope you don't mind.." the Redhaired girl only smiled a coy smile as she replied.. "Of course - nothing can ruin this night!" But how she was wrong as they pulled up to the house of the blonde girl, who's name has long since been lost, and she too bounced out of the house and into that limo only to come face to face with the Redhaired girl...
"Who are you?" the blonde girl exclaimed as she reached out to grab a bunch of her hair.. "I am his date tonight.. you blonde little tramp!" was the reply as her hair was wrenched from her scalp.
"Oh this isn't good," the boy named Shawn only said as he reached into his coat for the gun... two shots rang out as the gore slid down the glass, followed by the sound of two hollow thumps...
"Shall we carry on with the evening.." the boy exclaimed as he shooed the driver to continue.. the car made a short thump as it passed over the bodies of the dates left on the side of the road.. two bullet holes in their pretty faces.. scorned forever-more.
Now as Shawn headed to the dance.. the other three girls were waiting for his arrival in different parts of the gym. The next poor soul to meet up with him that night was .. well.. we shall call her "Shoe-head" as that was how her night ended.
She was the first to see him as he entered the gym.. she bounced on over to give him a kiss.. but she wasn't the only one who saw him.. for "One-eye" was looking on when both of her eyes actually worked!
Shoe-head and One-eye locked gazes on each other and both claimed they were the young man's date. Shoe-head took off her designer leather heel and plucked out One-eye's eye and giggled with delight! Well, One-eye was not to be outdone and pulled out the shoe out of the gaping hole left in her skull... and planted it deep into her head..
"Oh this will never do.." the boy merely sighed as he looked down upon the corpses of his dates. After dragging the bodies out into the grass.. the young boy attempted to carry on with his evening. For he had one girl left to meet there. We shall call her "Pink head" for reasons that probably do not need to be discussed here..
Poor Pink head really didn't see it coming.. as she danced her lovely dance.. her peach dress swaying this way and that.. her lovely hair flowing in the wind that only a perfect prom can have. Her beau swinging her around the dance floor like Kevin Bacon in Footloose.. not a care in the world.... when the rest of his dates finally arrived. For they were so infuriated with Shawn.. they wanted his blood and wanted to take back what he had taken from them.
As the Prombies lurched forward.. poor Pink-head was thrown to them like a sacrificial lamb to the wolves. Yes, our young hero threw her into the ravenous mob and slipped out the back door. Little Pink-head endured the punishment for our young hero as the Prombies devoured her thinking it was their intended vicitm...
Now Pink-head has joined in the spurned flock of Prombies.. forever walking the Earth searching for Shawn.. they return every year about this time.. picking up friends as they loom... other victims of Shawn who were tossed away when discovering his cold evil heart...
And so.. I present the Prombies.. in all of their infinate Glory.. or Gory if you prefer... be afraid if your name is Shawn.. for they might be looking for you...
(just one more pic of Redhead.. for it was her B-day!)