2007 Bulwer-Lytton Awards!!!!
Oh happygods! It's that time of year again??? That is, when I finally remember my all-time favorite fictional writing awards, and go see if they are up yet.....(probably months after everyone else has already seen the results...)
Warning: (I mean it)
Do NOT have anything in your mouth as you read these.
GO HERE! READ THIS!!!!!
My favorite from this year:
The
Grand Panjandrum's Award
LaVerne was undeniably underdressed for this frigid weather; her black, rain-soaked tank top offered no protection and seemed to cling to her torso out of sheer rage, while her tie-dyed boa scarf hung lifeless around her neck like a giant, exhausted, pipe cleaner recently discarded after near-criminal overuse by an obviously sadistic (and rather flamboyant) plumber.
Andrew Cavallari
Northfield, IL
Warning: (I mean it)
Do NOT have anything in your mouth as you read these.
GO HERE! READ THIS!!!!!
My favorite from this year:
The
Grand Panjandrum's Award
LaVerne was undeniably underdressed for this frigid weather; her black, rain-soaked tank top offered no protection and seemed to cling to her torso out of sheer rage, while her tie-dyed boa scarf hung lifeless around her neck like a giant, exhausted, pipe cleaner recently discarded after near-criminal overuse by an obviously sadistic (and rather flamboyant) plumber.
Andrew Cavallari
Northfield, IL