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[goldilocked]

You have just reached Jack Vessalius. I apologise, but I am currently unavailable at the moment.

Please leave a message, and I shall get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience!

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[voice]

[masterbaiting]

Household up and moved, dropping a line to say, courtesy call, we all live somewhere else now. So suddenly and brutally uprooted from our happy home, et cetera, whatever, we're in another spot but it went fine, no one was crushed under anything and we have beds.

Thought you should know.

[voice]

[goldilocked]

Ah -

[a long pause.]

That's -

[what was he going to say? I'll miss you boys? should he even follow, they did already have a more than capable butler on their hands, and they -

they would be just fine.

(like he was.)

he'd come if called, if needed (if he was still - ). a promise is a promise.]

Thank you for telling me.

[voice]

[masterbaiting]

One of us had to man up and start talking again.

That's what? ...You can finish your sentences with me, you know.

[voice]

[goldilocked]

- ignore that, I was just rambling!

[fake sheepish laughter!]

I do hope Sebastian is taking good care of you boys.

[voice]

[masterbaiting]

Naturally.

He's a pain in my ass, actually.

[voice]

[goldilocked]

Alois, language.

Why, what happened? Had he done something...?

[voice]

[masterbaiting]

He's just a pain and I don't feel like dealing with it. But of course Michaelis came for Ciel, of course.

And he's too good at catching things thrown at his head. Do you know how infuriating that can be? The nerve! What will I do. [It's dry; he's being ridiculous on purpose.]

[voice]

[goldilocked]

[Jack laughs a little.]

Oh dear, actually, I do. Young men are so easily bored these days.

[voice]

[masterbaiting]

[Alois wonders whether that's genuine laughter, and wants to try for it again.]

If I'm forced to twiddle my thumbs any longer I fear they may fall off. So really, trying to throw something is the only way to keep myself intact. If the thumbs go, so will everything else, and I'll end up rolling down the stairs or some such. So you see, chucking a book is the only way, Jack.

[voice]

[goldilocked]

[A snort of laughter, but at least it sounds more genuine.]

Perhaps you should read the book instead?

[voice]

[masterbaiting]

Or maybe an intricate system of levers and pulleys.

You know, to finally get the book at his head.

[voice]

[goldilocked]

Why on earth are you so intent on hitting his head, anyway?

[voice]

[masterbaiting]

He's stealing Ciel away from me.

1/3

[goldilocked]

2/3

[goldilocked]

[voice]

[goldilocked]

Goodness, Alois. Are you jealous?