trip to the movies

[goldie1212]

well here racine and i were.. waiting for an hour for the new movie "into the blue," to start.. we had an hour wait so we went to the coffee scene.. well as you all know racine, she had to take all the "free" mints...and shove em into my sweater pocket! we went back to regal and as i was in the shitter after eating a whole tray of nachos with jalopenos and a large frozen HOT chocholate racine met some fairly odd kids.. u know ::the ones that are only 15 or 16 years old who are in denial of being future fags:: we went into the movie and saw about 80 jitz socializing among themselves about whos dating who and whoes party is going to be next weekand! our new friends... just 2 15 year old boys..decided to sit with us... well i tottally forgot about the mints and i took it apon myself to put them to good use, considering that i had my handy-dandy body guard Ray Ray with me!!! hehe i started throwing them at some kids who after about 6 hits to the back of their seat go pretty fucking PISSED... i waited til the middle of the movie to finish off the rest of my stash... when the movie ended Ray and i watched as the kids picked up the mints fromt he floor and threw them at the back of our new fag friends... OOOPS.... lol anyhwo.... they started pushing and shoving each other and bitching about the cadnies and who the fuck had the balls to throw them. well, ( if your reading this and you know anything about the two of us) we stuck around for a lil and sped up our walking pace until we reached the corner... RUNNNNN.... as soon as we reached that corner we hauled ass and screamed as we ran into some asian couple as their kids held open the door for them.. Ray threw the flossed eyed girl out the door and made room for my ass!! we huffed and felt no more air coming into our lungs as we saw my truck get closer and closer and clo s e r ! ! !!! FINALLy, we reached our bomb shelter... the only big red vechicle in the empty parking lot.. well, we watched through my tinted windows as the asian couples had their kids by the hand and got into the car next to us... ( keep in mind... as im writing this, i am seriously throwing my own bombs outta my ass and poor racine keeps crawling to the door for life sucking oxygen!! i think she is having an asthma attack, oh wait, is she hitting the nebulizer.. lmfao!!! ) we saw the kids bringing the fight out side so i did a slow drive by.. i pulled up next to them, rolled down my window and asked " WANT SOME CANDY HE HE..." we started cracking up, gave each other a HIGH-5 and peeled out!!! on the ride home all we could do was look in the rear view and side mirrors flipping out about what would happen if they pulled up next to us in their mommies van!!! we got to the gate, told the hott black guard not to let any rabid foaming out the mouth 15 year old in.. we got to racines house, unlocked the door like a serial killer was after us, locked it and ran to her mom and crawled into her bed as she bitched her life away at us for rudely waking her up!!! she said |" HEHE VERY FUNNY RAAAACINE AND SARAHHHHHHHHH, NOW GET THE FUK OUTTT AND DROP FUCKINGGGGG DEAD!!!" (if u know racines mom im sure you could hear her screaming all the love and affection at us) we decided this was valid enough for live journal... lova ya.... xoxo :farted: p.s. still farting.. the fun just never ends... cant wait til denise walks in and takes a whifff...
p.p.s :Racine: Do you know what 15thousand watts of PURREEEEE voltage feeeeeeelllllssss like??? ( w/ the gun pointed at his head and yours.. D )