A good little girl I tell you...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In July I bought porn for little_phoenix (10 points). In April I stole siren_luv's purse (-30 points). In November I donated bone marrow to i_am_coot in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Saturday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been nice (241 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
goldfrost