Kaito vs Saguru in the trivial swallow debate!
Title: The bloody Birds
Author: Goldfishlover73
Word Count:293
Rating: PG for slight british cursing
Disclaimer: Don't own MK or any other said things
This is a small story about how Kaito bugs Hakuba out of his mind discussing the migrating patterns of European Swallows.
III
The half brit sat quietly in class minding his own business. Which after today he has realized is a bad idea.
It would be just as easy to get into other peoples business so that he is not bombarded with people such as Kaito at 7.30 in the morning over less trivial things such as the migrating exercises of European birds.
“European Swallows.”
“What?” the blonde boy lowered his book and raised his eye brow at the smaller boy with brown hair who was looking him straight in the eye with as much seriousness as he could muster. “What are the migrating rituals of the European swallow to the African swallow?”
“What in the bloody hell are you going on about?!”
“Your British right?”
“….yes…”
“That’s in Europe right?”
“I hope so…”
“Well you should know if the bloody swallows go to the tropics since there aren’t any bloody coconuts in bloody ENGLAND!!” Kaito was now panting, looking flustered. Hakuba noticed something odd about Kaito.
“Did you get any sleep last night?”
“NO BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING UP THE MIGRATING HABITS OF THE BLOODY SWALLOWS BUT IT WAS ALL IN BLOODY ENGLISH AND I DON’T KNOW THAT MUCH BLOODY ENGLISH!!!!!” the Japanese boy falls to the ground.
Hakuba then rose from his seat, and went and crouch next to the fallen boy. “Kuroba….I DON’T BLOODY CARE ABOUT THE BLOODY SWALLOWS!!! THEY DON’T GO TO BLOODY HAWAII OR ANY OTHER BLOODY TROPICAL PLACE TO GET BLOODY COCONUTS AND THEY CAN’T CARRY THEM HERE!!! THEY’RE BLOODY SWALLOWS!!!!!!”
“What if there are two Swallows?”
“NO!!! STOP WATCHING MONTY ALRIGHT! GAH!!!!”
Hakuba thusly walked back behind his desk and picked up his book and continued reading, before something hit him. What if there were two African swallows?
III
*cackles*
to tell everyone the truth, I have lived a sheltered life...I have only recently come across the monty python and the search for the holy grail...*cries*
Though Seeing the meaning of life when your ten isn't the best thing to do...*recalls and shudders*
I hope you all like this! ^__^
Author: Goldfishlover73
Word Count:293
Rating: PG for slight british cursing
Disclaimer: Don't own MK or any other said things
This is a small story about how Kaito bugs Hakuba out of his mind discussing the migrating patterns of European Swallows.
III
The half brit sat quietly in class minding his own business. Which after today he has realized is a bad idea.
It would be just as easy to get into other peoples business so that he is not bombarded with people such as Kaito at 7.30 in the morning over less trivial things such as the migrating exercises of European birds.
“European Swallows.”
“What?” the blonde boy lowered his book and raised his eye brow at the smaller boy with brown hair who was looking him straight in the eye with as much seriousness as he could muster. “What are the migrating rituals of the European swallow to the African swallow?”
“What in the bloody hell are you going on about?!”
“Your British right?”
“….yes…”
“That’s in Europe right?”
“I hope so…”
“Well you should know if the bloody swallows go to the tropics since there aren’t any bloody coconuts in bloody ENGLAND!!” Kaito was now panting, looking flustered. Hakuba noticed something odd about Kaito.
“Did you get any sleep last night?”
“NO BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING UP THE MIGRATING HABITS OF THE BLOODY SWALLOWS BUT IT WAS ALL IN BLOODY ENGLISH AND I DON’T KNOW THAT MUCH BLOODY ENGLISH!!!!!” the Japanese boy falls to the ground.
Hakuba then rose from his seat, and went and crouch next to the fallen boy. “Kuroba….I DON’T BLOODY CARE ABOUT THE BLOODY SWALLOWS!!! THEY DON’T GO TO BLOODY HAWAII OR ANY OTHER BLOODY TROPICAL PLACE TO GET BLOODY COCONUTS AND THEY CAN’T CARRY THEM HERE!!! THEY’RE BLOODY SWALLOWS!!!!!!”
“What if there are two Swallows?”
“NO!!! STOP WATCHING MONTY ALRIGHT! GAH!!!!”
Hakuba thusly walked back behind his desk and picked up his book and continued reading, before something hit him. What if there were two African swallows?
III
*cackles*
to tell everyone the truth, I have lived a sheltered life...I have only recently come across the monty python and the search for the holy grail...*cries*
Though Seeing the meaning of life when your ten isn't the best thing to do...*recalls and shudders*
I hope you all like this! ^__^