I SPAM YOU! With this meme! AGAIN! But with the cast of GRAVITATION! I'll probably do likewise for Kare Kano, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Beyblade, possibly Gundam SEED and Evangelion as well. Why? Because I don't give those fandoms enough love anymore.
The Rules: First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Shuichi
2. K
3. Sakano
4. Hiroshi
5. Yuki
6. Tohma
7. Ryuichi
8. Aizawa
9. Tatsuha
10. Noriko
11. Kumagoro
12. Suguru
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Tohma/Kumagoro? That'd be... pretty cute. Like Tohma playing with Kumagoro while no one was around... *cute mental image*
2) Do you think Four is hot? Hell YES! Hiro is the a sex/guitar god!
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? O_o I'd think Suguru was... not human. And that Aizawa has finally met his match.
4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? Errr... not off the top of my head. But I know for a fact that there are many a good Tatsuha-centric fic.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Very possibly. To be frank, both K and Tohma are manipulative bastards, so they'd probably have fun ruling the universe together.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Urk. Yaoicest or het, yaoicest or het... hmm... YAOICEST! But Tatsuha dominates Yuki. Because it is funny.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? *thinks* Uh... Ryuichi would probably look ultra-kawaii and ask what they were doing. (OMG K/SUGURU!? WTF!!!)
8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. HET WARNING! (Cuz I'm weird like that, yo) Er... how the fuck is that possible? Sakano is such an uke, it's so funny that it's not funny, which makes it funny.
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Not fluff. No. Not possible. The only thing close to it would be to reverse the roles into Aizawa/Shuichi tough love.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. "Reliving Childhood". We've got a guy who can't stop being an innocent, and a strict old man in a 16-year old's body. Holy shit, I'm bunnied.
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? OMG. Something to make Yuki disappear to Kyoto again. But OMG. I wanna see that happen. Hiro/Shuichi. That is some HOT SMEX right there, people.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? I wouldn't be surprised if everybody did. Ryuichi is just too adorable, both the sexes have to love him.
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? No. Like I said, Sakano is the definition of nerdy but cute uke. Besides, there aren't any unmarried dominatrixes in Gravitation. It's (almost) all about the guy on guy love, people.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? If somebody draws Kumagoro, can I steal it? Please? @_@
15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? AHAAA HA HA! Please, do! I wanna see what happens when Hiro gets ravaged. C'mon, you're pitting him against K and Yuki. And Hiro is like... the embodiment of young male beauty. He's gonna get hammered.
16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? *blinks* I don't know. I don't know enough about Ukai.
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? Something to do with vengence. And gangbanging. And gay pink-haired genki being the scum/love of his life. Yes, after both the manga and anime, I'm convinced Aizawa has a fling for Shui-chan.
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? Pedophelia, incest (would cousin/cousin be incest?). Not many. Shuichi/Tohma/Suguru is pretty tame.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? Something to do with guns. Because K likes guns. Yes he does. Guns are good.
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Too long ago. I all of a sudden want to read some (insert some guy who isn't Shuichi)/Yuki, with lots of Yuki sad!angst. Dammit!
21) What is Six's super-sekrit kink? S&M. Totally S&M.
22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Neither. Nine would shag Eleven in a moment of drunken fan obsessiveness. XD
23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Oh jeez, hand me two ukes. Shit. Eh, probably Ryuichi. But he would take it as "play time", not "sex".
24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
Shuichi and Tatsuha are in a happy relationship until Tatsuha suddenly runs off with Hiro. Shuichi, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kumagoro and a brief unhappy affair with Suguru, then follows the wise advice of Yuki and finds true love with Sakano.
OMGWTFBBQ! Wise advice of Yuki would be to just stay with him, as long as he's shut the hell up and stop being a crybaby. But DUDE, Tatsuha/Hiro! Track 23 love!
"Tatsuha: Huh? Hey there, girlfriend, who might you be?
Hiro: Uh... well... *sweatdropping* I hate to burst your bubble, but I'm a dude."
25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? I'd be scared for Ryuichi. SERIOUSLY scared.