Because it can spawn a serious debate on whether Kirby or King Dedede is the asshole.
Frankly, I personally think they both sort of are.
I thought American politics were fucked up.
Imagine Dreamland during election year
There are no elections!
It's a monarchy!
I bet Dedede is eating folk offscreen during the games.
Of course there are no elections
HE FUCKING EATS THE OTHER CANIDATES
I mean, everyone does look delicious.
The whole thing