Nov 04, 2008 17:51
Politics. With such a science, it makes you wonder why High Schools teach any other subjects.
Politics as Civil Rights:
It has been stated--multiple times-- that this is a historical election; a female V.P. candidate under the oldest Presidential candidate in history and a Presidential candidate who could break down the invisible racial wall in Washington D.C. --with the typical, cookie-cutter, V.P. Candidate (sorry Biden, the truth hurts).
Politics as a study of Vocabulary:
Maverick...
Politics as a Lesson on Learning from Past Mistakes:
America must realize how close we could be to having a female clone of President Bush in the White House.
Politics as a study of Health and Biology:
Case Point: A man just a few years away from being a legal senior citizen vying for the President's chair. Although his family has a history of longevity --as proven by his mother-- we are all quite aware how easily a heart attack could put the said clone of President Bush into office.
Politics as a study of Ethics:
As it were, a perfect example of What Not to Do in everyday situations...
Politics as a study of Literary Terms:
Ethical Politics ----> Oxymoron.
There is a Monkey in the Oval Office ----> Metaphor
Solving Economical Promblems ----> Paradox
Politics as a study of History:
...Are examples really needed?
Politics as a study of Math:
Teenage Alaskan Girl + Teenage Alaskan Boy + Inattentive Alaskan Governor + Baby = Marriage
Politics as a study of Geography:
Red States, Blue States, and good old Gerrymandering.
Don't forget to vote. Red. Blue. Green. Cheat and vote all three...either way, the outcome's the same.