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Nov 04, 2008 17:51

 Politics. With such a science, it makes you wonder why High Schools teach any other subjects.

Politics as Civil Rights:
It has been stated--multiple times-- that this is a historical election; a female V.P. candidate under the oldest Presidential candidate in history and a Presidential candidate who could break down the invisible racial wall in Washington D.C. --with the typical, cookie-cutter, V.P. Candidate (sorry Biden, the truth hurts).

Politics as a study of Vocabulary: 
Maverick...

Politics as a Lesson on Learning from Past Mistakes:
America must realize how close we could be to having a female clone of President Bush in the White House.

Politics as a study of Health and Biology: 
Case Point: A man just a few years away from being a legal senior citizen vying for the President's chair. Although his family has a history of longevity --as proven by his mother-- we are all quite aware how easily a heart attack could put the said clone of President Bush into office.

Politics as a study of Ethics: 
As it were, a perfect example of What Not to Do in everyday situations...

Politics as a study of Literary Terms: 
Ethical Politics ----> Oxymoron.
There is a Monkey in the Oval Office ----> Metaphor
Solving Economical Promblems ----> Paradox

Politics as a study of History:
...Are examples really needed?

Politics as a study of Math:
Teenage Alaskan Girl + Teenage Alaskan Boy + Inattentive Alaskan Governor + Baby = Marriage

Politics as a study of Geography:
Red States, Blue States, and good old Gerrymandering.

Don't forget to vote. Red. Blue. Green. Cheat and vote all three...either way, the outcome's the same.

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