Goldilocks discusses neighborhood politics

[goldentress]

I have come to the conclusion that the respectably horrible show Desperate Housewives was based off the activities of the families who live on my street. Not all of them, per se, but probably a good half or three quarters. Today I was bombarded by four women who have the ridiculous idea that I am sleeping with their husbands, when the truth of the

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[hookahed]

Couldn't be as demented as some of the other reality shows they've shown. I mean, honestly! Farmer Takes a Wife???

I don't think David would appreciate it, though I will have to say, he'd probably look better in yellow.

[goldentress]

Two words for you Big Love.

I prefer to not think about him any more than I have to...in pants, dress, or otherwise.

[hookahed]

HA HA HA! Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty, you know a new season of that is starting in January of next year? God save us all.

Then think about a pink tyrannosaurus.

[goldentress]

Dear God! Why people watch it baffles me.

A pink tyrannosaurus works.

[hookahed]

I mean, even the Osbournes had more pizazz.

I like that word, pizazz. I should use it more often.

[goldentress]

The Osbournes had more drugs, not pizazz.

Rolls off the tongue, pizazz does.