Goldilocks discusses neighborhood politics

[goldentress]

I have come to the conclusion that the respectably horrible show Desperate Housewives was based off the activities of the families who live on my street. Not all of them, per se, but probably a good half or three quarters. Today I was bombarded by four women who have the ridiculous idea that I am sleeping with their husbands, when the truth of the

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[biggestbear]

None taken, I'm sure I deserved it some life or another.

Oh that's right, you haven't met him yet. You'll be seeing a lot of him, he's over for the weekend so he'll undoubtedly be joining in on tomorrow's neighborhood game of tag.

Wow, I feel like I should find a bowling trophy and a Barbie and have The Talk with him.

[goldentress]

Possibly two or three, but we won't go into details remember.

I haven't, and that's good to hear. Ritual, though, calls for newly initiated children on the street to be it first.

[biggestbear]

Right. It'll be easy to spot him, just look for the the little blonde boy getting tripped by Betty.

This has been an interesting and unique conversation, but it's past two in the morning and time for old men to sleep.

Goodnight.

[goldentress]

That it has.

Goodnight, Mr. Fisher.