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we're watching zombie movies in black and white on our tv right now and it's not even scary in the slightest; hours and hours of resident evil with unlimited acid rounds has hardened me to all this shit, oh man. we also just came home drunk from a night out at the union, it was 'happy tuesday' kinda like the band happy mondays and i guess it is a play on words or something, simon amstell compered the evening and was like 'hey look at me i'm a jew and gay and i'm making black and terrorism jokes LOL' and was a bit annoying but is famous and i tried to get his attention because of the audience participation thing but we made eye contact and he just ignored because he knows we have history together* and apparently still calls me 'the racist' which is terrible! but anyway he wasn't very funny at all or maybe i'm the unfunny one! oh & he made some jokes about fashion students and was like 'lol you won't get a job' and said how cocaine comes from butt holes but anyway, got drunk, came home, stole some indian take-away food stupidly left on the kitchen table and am now off to bed.
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*lol i love telling this story, ASK ME!