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[goldenpilot]

Alright, I know this is vain of me, but all these gamma shifts are doing a number in my looks department. I mean, I'm totally used to sleeping these strange hours of the day but when I get those few days off, I look at myself in the mirror and am rather shocked

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[95wictorwictor2]

There is this special Russian creme that makes your skin soft like a baby's bottom.

[misslandon]

I'm almost scared to ask.

[goldenpilot]

Really!? I guess before I should say where can I get it, what are the ingredients?

[95wictorwictor2]

I do not remember. They are all old Russian secrets.

[goldenpilot]

err... Thanks Mr. Chekov, but I think I'll keep using the usual Star Fleet stuff. "Secrets" tend to make me nervous.

[95wictorwictor2]

Alright, whatever you say. If you ever change your mind, I will always be happy to help you procure some, da?

[goldenpilot]

Sure! You'll find me at your doorstep if my curiosity is too overwhelming.