[Action]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash can be found today fairly deep in the woods. He went out that far in order to not be disturbed, but like that really matters in a place like Luceti. He’s rigged up a target on a rope that he’s run through several of the branches so that he can stand at the far end and yank on the rope and have the target swing down

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[gomugomunopwn]

[Vash, Luffy is also gonna be there. Since he trains to become a wolf lion and stuff. And he's really excited about what you did]

I knew you were really good with guns! How'd you do that!?

[goldenglasses]

[What!? Luffy!? Crap… now he’ll never hear the end of it.] I uh… got lucky!

[gomugomunopwn]

What? But you said that wasn't good enough...

[goldenglasses]

Yeah it wasn't I was uh... aiming for... uh... the tree behind it! [Oh god; dumbest lie ever.]

[gomugomunopwn]

[Nods]

Ah, I see...

[And then guess what Vash! He quickly sends a stretched fist at you!]

[goldenglasses]

[He… bought it? Oh good he boug-AHHHH! Fist! Bending over nearly backwards to avoid that and ends up falling over onto his back.] GAHHHHHHHH! What was THAT!?

[gomugomunopwn]

You're never gonna beat those guys if you're that far off! If you want to save everyone, you have to get stronger.

I'm the only person you can shoot without hurting, so I'm gonna spar you until you get better. [See how this just backfired on you?]

[goldenglasses]

[Oh god yes he does. More lies.] But I'm uh... out of bullets!! [Depending on how much and how closely Luffy paid attention to his fight with Yuber, he may now know Vash has a gun hidden in on him as well as two rounds still in his handgun. Not to mention what kind of gunman only carries enough ammo for one round?]

[gomugomunopwn]

Shishishi! Then I guess you're gonna get your ass kicked.

[Yes he's kinda banking on the fact that you got more than just that. INCOMING STRETCHED FISTS]

[goldenglasses]

[Sorry Luffy; more bullets or not Vash just doesn’t want to shoot you. So unless it’s to save a life he’s not going to fire. But he’s more than happy to show you how well he “creatively flails” about as he yelps and goes dashing off to put some trees between him and you.]

[gomugomunopwn]

[STOP BEING A WUSS, VASH! You want people to call you wussyboy your whole life!?]

Gomu Gomu no!! GATLING GUN!

[And now there's a very fast onslaught of strretched fist coming your way that can probably plow through trees]

[goldenglasses]

Hey! Careful! Do you know how LONG those trees take to grow! You shouldn't go around knocking them all down!!

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[gomugomunopwn]

AAHHH! I FORGOT ABOUT MORO!

[gomugomunopwn]

[Carefully lifting up some of the trees and setting them back on their stomps]

There....

[goldenglasses]

[Uh... don't think it works that way Luffy. But ignoring that for now at least the boy is trying.] Who's Moro?

[gomugomunopwn]

She's this giant wolf who guards the forest. She hates it when people knock down trees!