[Voice]/[Action] Fourth Wall

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is trying to get the last of his Christmas shopping done and can be spotted in the various shops trying to get ideas. But as he comes up lacking still he decides he needs cheering up and opens his journal.]

HEY! TWINKLE TOES!

I haven’t forgotten our bet. You know it doesn’t count if I don’t get to SEE you. I’m headed for the fountain. I’ll

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[oda_hates_me]

[there's gonna be some enraged screaming/yelling/sobbing. It's even worse because of the hangover]

FUCK NO.

[oda_hates_me]

[pause. And then:]

AND FUCK YOU, TOO.

[goldenglasses]

What? You backing out?

And here I thought men kept their word.

[oda_hates_me]

It's sorta complicated, if your shit-for-brain didn't wrap around that part yet.

[goldenglasses]

It's not THAT complicated. You find a pretty dress. Put it on. Then come dance by the fountain!

A little birdy told me you came here in one~!

[oda_hates_me]

... You fuckin expect me to dance in one?!

That's the complicated part!!

[goldenglasses]

No! It makes things easier! Because now you have the dress ready!

[oda_hates_me]

DO YOU KNOW THE HELL I WENT THROUGH IN THAT SHIT PIECE OF CLOTHING? [shaking the book. Vash might hear the pages ruffling]

[goldenglasses]

Now you have some time to make some fun times in it!