[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Does anyone know about a man with long blonde hair tied in a braid and has two different colored eyes? Me and my friends ran into him on our trip to the desert. He attacked us suddenly and then teleported us over the lake. Does anyone have more information on him? And the desert might be a good place to avoid if he's still out there

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[Private] I'm working, ssh.

[mikangirl]

I already told you that was Yuber, Vash.

I bet you were too busy dying at the time to notice.

[Private] SURE you are.

[goldenglasses]

I know Nami. But long blonde hair isn't that much to go on... so I thought I'd leave the name out for now. In case it wasn't him. I don't want people to see the name and assume things. I'm sorry.

[Private] Well I'm not anymore. Hah!

[mikangirl]

I suppose. Hey, it could've been Noel. [snort.]

Well, let's try narrowing it down some. Wears a lot of black and a hat? Likes to rant a lot?

[Private] Go back to work women! I'm working on visual art and it's hard to tag you!

[goldenglasses]

Hm. He did wear all black and had a hat. I dunno if you call what he said ranting.

[Private] I'm out of work! Don't wish more on me, my hands couldn't take it.

[mikangirl]

Well, what did he say?

[Private] But you know I'm pure ebil!

[goldenglasses]

Hm. [A pause as he thinks] Well, that he was looking for some entertainment pretty much. Then he - uh well... chanted some magic stuff. Does that count?

[Private] No, no. That's me. You're only ebil in training.

[mikangirl]

Don't know about the magic stuff, but the entertainment stuff sounds about right. Yuber.

Don't know much about him otherwise, though. He likes throwing rocks in snowball fights?

[Private] Yes master!

[goldenglasses]

That... doesn't sound fair.

[But while they're on the topic] What about Kefka? How much do you know about him?

[Private] And don't you forget it.

[mikangirl]

It's not. That could have hurt a girl really badly.

And Kefka? I know some, but you'd be better off talking to his enemies here. ...think you've spoken to a few already, haven't you?

[Private] Yes ma'am!

[goldenglasses]

Possibly. I know I talked to a lot of people who seem to dislike him. [And it's awkward to go up to someone you hardly know and go: Hey!!! How about that crazy ass clown guy?]

[Private]

[mikangirl]

...well. What do you want to know?

[Private]

[goldenglasses]

[He's quiet for a long while] Well... I'm not sure. How dangerous is he? Is there something specail I should watch out for if I run into him?

[Private]

[mikangirl]

[Yeah well, have an equal pause. Not because she's hesitant to inform her friends about Kefka, but because she has an idea where this conversation might go. Ffff.]

Okay, let's see. [Consulting her own notes on the topic. Which are more or less the notes of every non-filtered complaint about Kefka on Cloud's black list, but hey.]

He can pretend he's someone else, and ...apparently magic isn't so good to use against him, but that doesn't really matter for people like you or me, I guess. Hit him and he'll go down just fine. The problem is finding him - he's too smart to come down where people can get at him. You already know what he looks like.

I told you already he killed someone, didn't I?

[Private]

[goldenglasses]

[Nope... people neglected to tell him that bit.] He... he killed someone? [You like kicked puppies right Nami? Because Vash is sure doing his best impression of one.]

[Private]

[mikangirl]

[...nobody had told him that one, huh. Saying "It's okay, she got better!" is really not going to help.]

Afraid so. Tried to blame someone else for it, too.

Unfortunately, that's the sort of thing he does.

Re: [Private]

[goldenglasses]

[Is Vash... angry?] No one has the right to kill another!