[Accidental Voice]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash's journal decides to start recording, catching the gunman sitting by the fountain looking rather grumpy. That's probably because he's dressed in a really fake looking frog suit with huge googly eyes on his forehead. His face is also smeared with green paint. He mutters grumpily to himself as he sits near the water.]This really had better be

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[lightningcute]

[............wat

Pao-lin has never been asked for a kiss before, from anyone. To be honest, she hasn't considered the issue much, but she supposes that if there were anyone she'd want to ask her for a kiss, it certainly wouldn't be this doofy guy in a frog suit.]

Ah, um -- ! Sorry, I can't, I [might not swing that way] really need to, um, get back to training...

[Uh oh, your salvation may be running away! Are you gonna chase after her, Vash the Frogpede?]

[goldenglasses]

[Nope! He's going to hop after!] Aw, come on! Just a quick kiss! It wouldn't get in the way of your training at all!

[lightningcute]

[He has a point, but...]

I really think you should find someone else... [not in the least because she's only 13 years old, Vash, YOU ARE A PEDO]

[goldenglasses]

[Whoops, mun canon blind fail. XD]

What are you training for anyway? [Of course, Vash is good at being annoying to anyone at any age.]

[lightningcute]

[No worries! I thought that maybe an experiment would cause Vash to do something as hilariously awkward as chase after an underaged girl, mwaha.]

Because I'm a Hero, and Heroes have to keep training so that they can always be ready to help people!

XD Sorry, mun wasn't smart enough to think of ways around that without sounding creepy

[goldenglasses]

Oh, you are! Being a hero sounds like a lot of work. It also sounds just like a princess would do. [He currently had a thing about princesses for some reason.]

[lightningcute]

[Pao-lin also has a thing about princesses, but definitely not in the same way as Vash.]

What? No, it doesn't! Training is more like being a prince or a knight, not a princess!

[goldenglasses]

Well, why can't princesses be heros?

[lightningcute]

Because princesses are always the ones being saved, aren't they?

[goldenglasses]

You could be a ground breaking one then! One who saves instead!

[lightningcute]

[Again, doofus has a point, but...]

I'd still rather be a prince. That way I don't have to wear a dress. [:|a!!!]

[goldenglasses]

And who said princesses HAVE to wear dresses?

[lightningcute]

[Pao-lin sputters for a bit. You're not getting the best of her, doofy frog man! >:|a]

Well...wh-why else would so many of them be wearing dresses if they didn't have to?

[goldenglasses]

Maybe they just like it, but you don't have to!

[lightningcute]

[...............STOP MAKING SENSE DOOFY FROG MAN]

Well, if I'm going to be a princess -- which I'm not -- then I'm not going to be yours!

[She stomps away, flustered.]

[goldenglasses]

Aw! Come on! Isn't a hero suppose to save a man in need!