FLAMON LOCKED THIS FROM HOSTILES

[goldengirlshar]

I'm eighteen. I just got my ship. It's also Independence Day.

I'm feeling oddly generous.

WHO WANTS TO GO ON A CRUISE FOR THE WEEKEND? HURRY UP BEFORE THEY START DUMPING TEA IN THE HARBOR.

Comments

[goldengirlshar]

It's part of American history. English tea got dumped in the Boston harbor.

Better hurry up before we set sail! Got the data?

[goldengirlshar]

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[meridianrebel]

The tea tastes like it was wrung from old socks worn by a Dark Area Agent. Trust me, it's better as free-floating flotsam.