What the hell?

[goldengirlshar]

Apparently one of my backup singers ran off with Captain Jack Sparrow.

Kristin Chenoweth is my idol, but my dream role is Kim in Miss Saigon. It's only ever going to be a dream, because I'm not Asian and I don't have the range. I hate being an alto.

That's it, I'm giving this retarded cellphone to Flamon.