GOTTA SECRET, CAN YOU KEEP IT? (TSN SECRET SANTA)

[goldendoods]

Hi! This is an open letter to whoever got me in tsnsecretsanta! If you are not that person, you don't have to read this. Unless you feel like spontaneously making stuff for me, because hey, I love presents :D

I really hope I don't come off sounding super picky. This is just a general idea of what kind of stuff I like, but it's not ALL I like. In my experience, if it's in this fandom, it's bound to be good :D

Here is my original (and slightly incoherent) post about my preferences:

Things that you like to see in fic? videos? artwork/graphics? Oh god, okay. Where to start. My major ship is Mark/Eduardo, that's definitely my preference, but I also like Chris/Dustin. But M/E is my OTP for sure. I really like things that are romantic. Which sounds dumb, but like, I do, I'm so sappy. So, fluff, cuddling, hurt/comfort, kissing, any kind of transformation thing and/or where one of them has to take care of the other. Mark being a fail at having normal person feelings. Eduardo being a hetero!fail and freaking out a lot. Dustin being ridiculous and making innuendos. Chris being a HBIC. Blushing. Boys in denial. I don't mind angst as long as it comes with a happy ending. And yesss, sex, duh! Emotional porn is my favorite thing. Oohhh and also, like, slightly awkward, and/or first-time sex. Idek I'm a loser. Ooh and I like cute AUs! And also vids and art are totally cool too :D

Squicks or things that you dislike? I'm really sensitive, you guys. LOL. So that means, nothing that will upset me XP No cheating please, no using for sex or manipulation or anything like that. Definitely no death. Like I said, I don't mind angst, but more like the I-think-my-love-is-unrequited (but it actually isnt) type, or jealousy, but nothing really dark. Sickfic is fine, but not fatal diseases, mental illness, stuff like that. You get the point. As for sex...nothing TOO TOO kinky. Eg, no D/S, cumplay, bondage, anything like that. Nothing where people (especially Eduardo) are super slutty, okay? No weird dirty talk. Oh god I'm so particular /o\

So I think that should cover it in general (god I talk so much lol) but I'll elaborate a bit more.

• I guess I should start by saying I'd really prefer FPF to RPF. I have nothing against RPF, and I do read a lot of Andrew/Jesse and find them adorable, but I just like FPF (Mark/Eduardo specifically) a lot more.
• Ships: Mark/Wardo is definitely definitely OTP, can't go wrong there. Chris/Dustin as a side pairing (or even a main pairing, if you want) rocks my world. I have been persuaded to like Sean, and I love platonic Mark + Sean bro love (especially when Sean gives Mark potentially dubious romance advice, and Eduardo goes all crazy jealous). I could also be convinced to go for other ships within the OT4 such as Dustin/Mark or Chris/Wardo, as long as it doesn't lead to sad love triangles.
• I like things that balance humor and angst. (See stuff by oflights and fledmusic for examples.) The perfect fic, in my opinion, has parts that make me all sad, parts that make me LMAO, and leaves me with gigantic hearteyes. (The last is the most important!)
• I hope my preferences thing doesn't make me sound like a total prude, because I definitely like sex in my fics, lol /o\  Really, I am probably average-kinky? Just like, nothing super crazy I guess. But I like angry/rough/possessive sex as well as tender/sweet lovemaking. And like, awkward/nervous/not-perfect/first-time makes my life, but I also won't complain if it's mind-blowing sex-god sex. ............................*cough* Um okay moving on....
• I like when Mark is really cute and accidentally romantic and gets all embarrassed and :| about it. And when Wardo is a ridiculous flaily hearts-in-his-eyes weather-loving dork.
• I like AUs! As long as the characters still have the same traits. I especially like AUs that work in some of the same details in a different setting. (But with a happy ending ofc!)
• FOR ART: I love graphics, especially with angsty song lyrics and pretty colors. I also like drawings of any of the things I mentioned (fluff, AUs).
• FOR VIDS: I have the most embarrassing taste in music, so if you pick the most poppy, sugary, vapid pop song you can find (Katy Perry, Pink, BSB, Beyonce, etc etc) and make a ridiculous crackvid to it, I will certainly be pleased. Broadway songs are a good bet too. On the other hand, sad/slow/angsty songs always work out too.
• Non-linear timelines!
• Pining!
• UST!
• I LOVE BABY FIC! I LOVE PROPOSALS! IDEK I AM A SAPPY LOSER!
• Other things I randomly have been wanting: anything involving blushing. Genderswap/femmeslash. Stranded-on-a-desert-island. Disaster/apocalypse type thing. My mind is a strange place :(
• Things I do not like: the usual (non-con/dub-con/weird kinks, etc etc). Eduardo being a self-hating slut. Actually, anyone being promiscuous is not really my thing. Cheating. Unrequited love that never becomes requited. Etc etc.
• Basically, these boys are my bbs and I love them a lot. Make them suffer, it's okay (god knows I do it) but give them the happy ending they deserve. ♥ ♥ ♥

UGH I'M SORRY IF THAT WAS NOT HELPFUL AT ALL. IDEC I JUST WANT A PRESENT AND I KNOW YOU'LL DO WONDERFULLY AND IT WILL BE AWESOME! *KISSES*