David Cross..
"I have always felt like everyone looks at me thinking that the reason I’m there is that I must’ve won a prize. Who knows? I don’t look like the scratch-off ticket kind of guy, so maybe they thought that I was being sponsored by the Make A Wish Foundation. “Look at that poor bastard. What a loser, and he’s dying, too. Oh well, more for me.”"
this guy is too funny...
David Cross - My America <--- Click to check out his column for Vice magazine...