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[goldencalf]

Mike says:
they're having labour induced sometime tomorrow morning
Mike says:
the baby was due last Wednesday
ERNI3 says:
ahh...
ERNI3 says:
i hate babies
Mike says:
aaawww
Mike says:
you hate da widdle itty bitty babies
ERNI3 says:
yeah..
ERNI3 says:
they're much worse than spiders
Mike says:
but they can't lay eggs in your brain
ERNI3 says:
i'm sure they have before
Mike says:
but they could take YOU in a round of fisticuffs, I daresay
ERNI3 says:
i'd mop the the floor with their little brains after i stomped them out of their oversized heads
Mike says:
yeah, but that's not fair.. they have a soft spot on their heads while yours is only... in your heart
ERNI3 says:
cats are as stupid as babies
Mike says:
what about baby kitties?
Mike says:
some are fluffy, some are frisky
ERNI3 says:
yeah but they all look better in a burlap sack at the bottom of a river
Mike says:
wow, your heart is three sizes too small
ERNI3 says:
i jest, i do like OTHER PEOPLES cats
Mike says:
yeah, I'm not currently a fan of owning pets
ERNI3 says:
yeah
ERNI3 says:
im a cat guy..
ERNI3 says:
when its not my cat.