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Kiss my-- 003

Aug 24, 2009 04:20

[Most awkward post. Ever. Tsunade is standing infront of the bathroom mirror, leaning forward. And she's in a towel. Looks pretty odd with her hair down and dripping wet. Thank god the video feed is belly up, too; you won't be seeing any sort of leg action here, Jiraiya boys.

What she's doing in the mirror though, is rubbing her temples, fingers ( Read more... )

most awkward entry ever, boobs everywhere, tsunade-mun cannot resist!, holy tits, oh dear jesus, this looks bad, help plz, when in doubt: tits

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[Voice] originalprodigy August 24 2009, 16:24:23 UTC

Umm.... you have breasts...

I mean, you have a PCD that's on... and breasts...

[Voice] ...I spat my drink. LOL <3 goldenbooze August 24 2009, 19:46:15 UTC

[Growling, she's growlin']

Can it, brat. You think I don't realize yet?

[Voice] XDXDXD originalprodigy August 24 2009, 19:51:59 UTC

Oh... you didn't have to turn it o--

I mean, it's a compliment, they're very nice. Lots of guys probably want to touch them now. I mean, being a guy myself, I'm fairly sure that this is the case...

[Voice] adjfla;fjgs goldenbooze August 24 2009, 20:04:54 UTC

[She's almost all composed once more.]

Look, kid. Compliment or no, it's inappropriate. Oh she'd love to strangle this one.

[Voice] "Inappropriate," what? originalprodigy August 24 2009, 20:09:47 UTC

Inappropriate?

Well... thank you for letting me see them, anyway. Usually women don't show me their breasts.

Compared with others, though, yours are 76% as nice as the best pair I've ever seen. That means that I consider you a 7.6 on a scale of 1-10. You should be proud of the assets you've developed, if you ask me. They are significantly above average in both size and quality.

[Voice] did ely spell it wtong? )8 or is she just being dumb goldenbooze August 24 2009, 20:17:03 UTC

[Hmph. Being considered only a 7? What a let down! She'd always prided her chest, even if it was a little overkill and not exactly real.]

...God you need to get laid.

[Voice] 1/? Oh! I just meant that L has no concept of what's inappropriate, lol originalprodigy August 24 2009, 20:20:37 UTC

....

[Voice] 2/? originalprodigy August 24 2009, 20:21:17 UTC

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[Voice] 3/3 originalprodigy August 24 2009, 20:21:44 UTC

I didn't expect that, but I accept.

My place, or yours?

[Voice] okay that's what I thought. ALSO FNDJSLGNL LOL. Tsunade x L, mang. goldenbooze August 24 2009, 20:28:53 UTC

[HAHAHA.]

Oh you poor thing. Go find a girl closer to your own age. [She's laughing now~]

[Voice] XD originalprodigy August 24 2009, 20:31:58 UTC

Oh, so you're into that?

OK, I'll find a girl closer to my own age. Three's company, I guess.

[Voice] i'd ship it B) goldenbooze August 24 2009, 20:35:08 UTC

Into what? [She's not catching on.]

For pete's sake just get yourself boned, I don't care. There are too many hormones flying around Adstringendum anyway.

[Voice] Lol, hey, if she wants to take pity on him. XD originalprodigy August 24 2009, 20:37:34 UTC

You said to find a girl closer to my own age after agreeing to sleep with me... suggesting that you like both men and women.At the same time.

It's kind of weird to me, but it doesn't sound altogether unappealing.

So, around 7:00? Does that work for you?

[Voice] snjkgsb maybe if she was drunk XD goldenbooze August 24 2009, 20:46:53 UTC

I never agreed to anything. What I said was to simply go and find yourself a girl. A different girl.

You're a bit young for my taste.

[Voice] XD Judging by her username, a possibility? ^^; originalprodigy August 24 2009, 21:00:29 UTC

Taste? Don't feel obligated...

How old are you?

[Voice] haha yea she's a drinker goldenbooze August 24 2009, 21:08:39 UTC

[Eyeroll.]

Too old for you, kiddo.

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