Man the strawberry cannon! Veer 20 degrees port! Fire!
Well, haven't posted in quite a while, but I'm too lazy to actually post what all happened today... so instead I will relate the two most amusing parts.
#1 - The Yogurt Wars
Lunch today was very... interesting. Shawna brought strawberry yogurt, and after she took the lid off, she put it down on the table... but later when I wasn't paying attention she placed it facedown on the top of my hand... and you know how there's yogurt on the bottom of the lids? As if that wasn't enough... she starts repeatedly pressing down on my hand... so I remove the lid from my hand, and there's this giant smear of yogurt all over my hand... so I steal Amanda's lunch bag and wipe my hand with that... but that doesn't really work... so I steal Shawna's aluminum foil and use that instead... a temporary solution until I went and got my lunch... and when I got back and sat down Shawna instantly stole my pickle and took a giant bite out of it... she claimed that she wanted to make sure I didn't get a chance to hit her with it... I said that I got the pickle just so I could eat it... Dustin didn't want his so she gave that one to me... but then I gave it back because I didn't want to eat a pickle... I just got one so I could bludgeon her with it.
#2 - Secrets Between Friends
So either during Math or Desktop Publishing, Andrew wrote in Shawna's calculator "She is not uber-yummy" and Shawna asked what that was all about... he wouldn't tell her... so she wrote in it that she was going to bludgeon all of us... then Andrew wrote that "Jeremy won't get any viscous liquids... blush Jeremy, blush!" and Andrew told me during passing period to look at it... and so I did in Seminar... and of course I didn't blush... only Carolyn has that power. =P But it was quite interesting to see all that written on a calculator.
Oh yeah, plus Andrew gave me a ride home, and we played Smash Brothers... I completely trounced on him. It was funny. I said we should settle all future disputes by playing this game. (I had one in mind at the time, but anyway...) but he refused because he knew I would totally p0wn him. =)
#1 - The Yogurt Wars
Lunch today was very... interesting. Shawna brought strawberry yogurt, and after she took the lid off, she put it down on the table... but later when I wasn't paying attention she placed it facedown on the top of my hand... and you know how there's yogurt on the bottom of the lids? As if that wasn't enough... she starts repeatedly pressing down on my hand... so I remove the lid from my hand, and there's this giant smear of yogurt all over my hand... so I steal Amanda's lunch bag and wipe my hand with that... but that doesn't really work... so I steal Shawna's aluminum foil and use that instead... a temporary solution until I went and got my lunch... and when I got back and sat down Shawna instantly stole my pickle and took a giant bite out of it... she claimed that she wanted to make sure I didn't get a chance to hit her with it... I said that I got the pickle just so I could eat it... Dustin didn't want his so she gave that one to me... but then I gave it back because I didn't want to eat a pickle... I just got one so I could bludgeon her with it.
#2 - Secrets Between Friends
So either during Math or Desktop Publishing, Andrew wrote in Shawna's calculator "She is not uber-yummy" and Shawna asked what that was all about... he wouldn't tell her... so she wrote in it that she was going to bludgeon all of us... then Andrew wrote that "Jeremy won't get any viscous liquids... blush Jeremy, blush!" and Andrew told me during passing period to look at it... and so I did in Seminar... and of course I didn't blush... only Carolyn has that power. =P But it was quite interesting to see all that written on a calculator.
Oh yeah, plus Andrew gave me a ride home, and we played Smash Brothers... I completely trounced on him. It was funny. I said we should settle all future disputes by playing this game. (I had one in mind at the time, but anyway...) but he refused because he knew I would totally p0wn him. =)