Writer's Block: Anthropomorphic buddies
Well all of my stuffed animals have names and they sleep with me every night. My old teddy though, he's like my best friend of inanimate objects! His name is Teddy, although I sometimes call him Teds. He is a ninja and he works for the FBI (he does like top secret stuff). He's been my protection since I was born. He says that the government wanted it that way... I have no idea what that means. He's kinda weird sometimes. Then, I have a polar bear named Ralphie. He's only a youngster and doesn't really get anything, but he's always happy (especially when you give him candy and fish sticks). He likes to bounce on people's heads and snuggle. He does smell a bit like drool... I have no idea why though >.> .... <.< Then there is Nelson, a tiny squirrel with a crazy mind. I found him wandering about at the Oakmont Golf Course during the U.S. Open. He told me to make everything look legit, so that people wouldn't suspect anything, I had to "purchase" him. He works for the CIA, and I'm not quite sure what he does, but he loves the Hitman and Jason Bourne movies... He told me to put it together... He's freaks out sometimes and just bites people... Recently he's been telling me that Nick and I are his coverup family... you know so no one suspects him....
But yes, those are my "inanimate" (hehe) object friends!
But yes, those are my "inanimate" (hehe) object friends!