Writer's Block: Won't You Be My Neighbor?
This is actually a very funny 'Writer's Block' to me. The man that lives above me is very mysterious indeed. He leaves every morning, except for Sundays, at 10:30. However, he doesn't get home until 12-2:30 in the morning. Sometimes, he doesn't come home at all. He is very silent, but every now and then he makes very large bumping noises. As if he's moving something, say a body? He told me that he is a professor at one of the Universities here in town. Honestly, though, I don't believe a word he says. I think he's a hitman. Infact, I'm going to say I'm pretty sure he is. Think about it. Leaves punctually in the morning, gone all day until weird hours of the night. Bumping/Moving noises coming from upstairs... He totally kills people and dismembers them upstairs. I know it.
Either that or he's an alcoholic that comes home at wee hours of the morning because he's drunk and the noises are him stumbling in to everything.
I like my first answer better though. Second one is sad and depressing, and not much fun at all.
Either that or he's an alcoholic that comes home at wee hours of the morning because he's drunk and the noises are him stumbling in to everything.
I like my first answer better though. Second one is sad and depressing, and not much fun at all.