too many prank calls, too many foreign movies
I think I have an infection and I don't mean an STD or a tiny space alien growing inside my belly. I'm talkin' bout some weird shit on my gums. It bulges out and when I pop it, I get a mouth full of blood and puss. It does not taste very good so I try not to pop it too much. I'm gonna hafta go visit a dentist and get me some antibiotics.
When I was a kid I thought antibiotics gave you super powers, but as I got older, I learned that science says that this isn't the function of antibiotics, that they couldn't give you super powers even if you REALLY wanted them to. But I'm not fooled. I'm sticking to my guns.
So let me just repeat: Antibiotics will give you super powers and anyone who tells you different is a lying sum'bitch who ain't worth the food stamps.
Question: Do any of you substance-abusing characters know if there's a single antibiotic that'll both get rid of my infection AND give me eye lasers? Or will I have to get separate pills for each of those functions? How much extra do the eye laser pills cost?
When I was a kid I thought antibiotics gave you super powers, but as I got older, I learned that science says that this isn't the function of antibiotics, that they couldn't give you super powers even if you REALLY wanted them to. But I'm not fooled. I'm sticking to my guns.
So let me just repeat: Antibiotics will give you super powers and anyone who tells you different is a lying sum'bitch who ain't worth the food stamps.
Question: Do any of you substance-abusing characters know if there's a single antibiotic that'll both get rid of my infection AND give me eye lasers? Or will I have to get separate pills for each of those functions? How much extra do the eye laser pills cost?