the way you move aint fair you know
Sandra Bullocks husband is a douche. I'm just sayin.
I always thought it was a bit weird how on the red carpet with her, he always used to look like he was going to the dentist. But I just thought it was his tough guy thing, y'know he's too cool for this but he loves her so much he'll do it anyway. Uh, no, turns out he was just nervy that a pornstar with tatts on her forehead might jump out from behind a reporter and go all 'I'm totally screwing your husband' on Sandy live on E News. Douche. Note to Sandra, do not trust people who have the same name as a Cher song. *sigh* Cheating men...I'm hearing too much about them in real life too. Yawn.
OH oh, okay, but anyway, I have I'm bursting to tell someone but am being good at keeping it a secret but I'm pregnant! Just like a real live girl! And this is a very good thing, a planned thing, but man it's a freaky mind trip! As the Mums on my flist will know, I just can't stop thinking about it all, like what kind of Mum I'll be and stuff, seeing as I'm not at all good with babies and all but hey, it's pretty exciting. Has been hard to keep a secret but i wanna wait till 12 weeks just in case. Still have faked a few sickies to get out of drinking sessions and that but noone's twigged yet I think. But god I love you LJ for being a place to spill secrets coz shiiit...I'm so over not being able to tell! Especially because I feel a lot queasy most of the time, a lot tired all of the time and every now and then I wanna just slap someone who's moaning and tell them that I'm actually just about to puke on them but do you hear me whinging? Noo. But yeah so that's my big news.
Oh but me and my boy also brought a house and we're gonna renovate it, coz he loves that shit. And I can't sleep much because of this whole baby thing so I'll probably be boring you on LJ a bit this year. Not with baby shit, but just because it's 3am and I'm wide awake as if I just had sixteen Red Bulls. (Which I miss sooo much :( Along with all the other millions - and I'm not exaggerating - of things you can't eat , drink or do when you're knocked up like sushi, alcohol, fairground rides, cold meats, leftovers...the list goes on.WTF.) And this is also gonna be the year of the movie. Oh yeah, if I can't go out drinking I am spending up large on movies this year, I swear.
Speaking of which,
I went to see How to Train a Dragon and I freakin looooved it. Cutest bestest movie I've seen in a long time. Thank the big G-dog that there's finally a kids movie come out that isn't just an obvious money maker, it actually had a *gasp* well thought out plot and great characters. Craziness.
Anyways...I'm gonna go and look for things to buy on trademe (NZ's ebay) that I don't need.
Oh and anyone got any good memes?