Siiiiiiims <3
Last time, Anna Marie had a beautiful baby boy named Devon. He grew into a toddler, and when we left, he was a child. Jeff also got abducted by aliens, and was impregnated! He had a half-alien baby girl.
Warnings: 73 pictures, swearing
Babies are like stinky bottles. They belong on the kitchen floor. So that's where Charlotte goes.
Devon, of course, still hasn't forgotten his one true love, and he plays and plays and plays all by himself, all day, every day.
How to spot a Family Sim for beginners: They cuddle babies they have no relation to, just because it's a BABY!
Devon, in between being a total loner, always does all the work. Including putting away the groceries. I think, if he could, he would pay the bills.
But he always comes back to his room. :(
Oh, and look, it's Daddy, with the dorky Thinking Cap! Smexy.
He still hasn't learned.
Quickly enough, Charlotte grows up, and so does Devon.
Devon is totally gorgeous.
AND OMG SO IS CHARLOTTE!
Charlotte: Hi Daddy! <3
Jeff, finally a little less obessed with being abducted by aliens, immediately gets to work on teaching Charlotte how to walk.
Devon has more important things to worry about. For example, getting laid. Teenagers <3
This first girl is promising, and very pretty.
Unfortunately, she thinks he's the most boring thing on the face of the earth. Can't account for taste, I guess.
Jeff is much more sucessful, and in no time, Charlotte can walk.
Note Devon in the background. Dancing. Alone.
He decides that since girls suck, maybe he can find answers in books. Because that totally always works. Anyway, we at least get some Thinking Cap fun out of it. <3
Cue this chick showing up. Her name is Daisy, and she is Very Important.
She loves to play night time hacky sack.
And also to...go on dates with teenagers, apparently. Sorry, babe, you'll have to wait a couple of years.
Pillow fights, however, are totally okay.
Keep in mind, Devon learned everything from his mom and dad, who...well, punch each other in the arm for fun.
As it turns out, bored!girl is a total stalker.
Devon: To eat, or not to eat, that is the question.
Nanny: Just shut up and eat your grilled cheese, you whiny little bitch.
The sink is always breaking. Also, in the mirror, stalker!chick has Charlotte. O_O
Nanny: Get yo stalker hands off mah baby, bitch!
Jeff is angry at the sink, the nanny is amused, and Anna Marie is deeply concerned. THIS CANNOT GO WELL.
But who cares, 'cause dude. Aliens.
There's another stalker in the house, too, and it's Anna Marie. She's obsessed, and not just about her husband and his alien fixation, either.
She also has to watch her son read.
Oh, and apparently? All that reading paid off, because someone has a new love interest: BJ. (Snicker.)
Seriously. Leave the damn kid alone to do his homework.
...Ahem. Homework. Right.
Honestly, though, they're really very cute together.
Even alien toddlers have to grow up, and Devon wanted to do it, 'cause he's awesome like that.
And. She. Is. So. Cute.
Charlotte and Devon get along way better than a brother and sister have any right to.
Of course, Devon and BJ get along too.
Enough to have their first kiss together, even. <3
...And then there is the amazingly romantic punching.
Stalker!mom alert!
I think Devon's just happy to not be an only child anymore. He was so lonely!
Jeff: So you're going on a date with my son, eh? >:|
Jeff: Haha, cool, have fun! :D
Charlotte is perplexed by the EZ Bake Oven, because it's not so EZ at all.
But hey, she got a burnt muffin out of it, so woohoo!
Gay teen dancing <3
Charlotte is determined.
VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY (one for each muffin) determined.
And Jeff still fixes everything. All the time.
Run, Charlotte, run!
Devon with all his smexiness, goin' off to Hogwarts. (Only not really.)
OH HEY LOOK IT'S BRANDI BROKE!
Charlotte: I'm a zombie dinosaur alien, rawr!
Charlotte: Just kidding, only an alien.
Charlotte: I'm gonna getchu!
Devon, you're right to be scared. She's way too pretty, she has to be evil.
Meanwhile, in another part of the house, Jeff has a serious issue with this guy. I think it's Mr. Goth, and they like...loathe each other. o_O
In this picture: A Thinking Cap, a burnt muffin, and something new to the playroom! Music, my friends!
My theory? The aliens came back for Jeff and got her this time. Or, she was just being fucking stupid. You know. Same deal.
At least you didn't get impregnated, chickie-dee.
SO MUCH HATE! :(
Random Mohawk Dude: Oh hey, guys! Why are you fighting, guys? You should stop that, guys. ...Guys?
Jeff: So long, sucka.
And apparently, Devon wants to be abducted too. Little asshole.
OH HEY IT'S MCBITCH!
Charlotte: So, how's space travel coming?
McBitch: With the way things are going, by the time you're my age, we may have sent something to Saturn!
Charlotte: Haha, you guys suck. I'm from Saturn.
Charlotte also can, apparently, fly. And seems perfectly okay with this.
Time for a birthday!
Guess who's gorgeous?
And actually, guess who's going straight to college? Oh yes. That would be the cute girl in the short skirt. And don't worry, Devon is going too.
Next Up:
COLLEGE!
Dating!
Marriage!
Fun tiems <3
I have a big huge list of names to use, but, any requested names (either in the comments or the poll) get bolded, so I use them first! Request some names!
