While talking about reading speeds and her mother,
kippurbird and I made an interesting discovery.
Step 1: Voldemort =/= Darth Vader
kippurbird : She's a slow reader and gets confused with the characters. (She has on several occasions called Voldemort Darth Vader)
golden_purple18 : DARTH VADER?
kippurbird : Yes.
kippurbird : Darth Vader.
golden_purple18 : Wow. Well at least she has you to clarify.
Step 2: Voldemort and Darth Vader share many properties.
They both:
Are Evil
Speak in Husky Voices
Have Disfigurements under their Hoods/Masks
Have Powers
Have Minions
Were Trained in Elite Schools
Were Sort Of Orphans
Have Names that Start with V
Have Names that Contain an R, D, and E
Step 3: J.K. Rowling is a Plagiarist
kippurbird : GASP ROWLING DID COPY LUCAS!!
golden_purple18 YES
golden_purple18 DEAR LORD
golden_purple18 : VILLAINS HAVE A PATTERN. THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
Step 4: Losing Your Faith
kippurbird :My faith in Rowling as a writer has been broken. ;_;
golden_purple18 : For realz. ;_;
kippurbird : I can never read Harry Potter agaiiiin
Step 5: ???
golden_purple18 :...yes you can. You just will forever replace "Voldemort" with "Vader" So when Harry says "Voldemort killed my parents." You can say "NO HE DIDN'T, HE'S YOUR FATHER."
golden_purple18 : ........that is so twisted.
kippurbird : It is.
kippurbird :That would so... that did happen in so many fanfics
Step 6: PROFIT!!