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[sarahofcroydon]

Boy, am I pissed off! I accidentally saved this at a tiny resolution so this is the biggest it'll ever be. Crap.

Anyway...

Comments

[pixxers]

That's really beautiful, honey. *fawns* They can bump pussies all night. :D How progressive of you.

[sarahofcroydon]

I felt too shy to draw their noodles. And I figured they were both women anyway.

I *am* progressive. Hahahaha, I bought some boots the other day for a potential cosplay costume... manly boots from savers which cost $14. Mum saw the reciept which said 'man's shoes' and got all suspicious... and when she asked me about it I hid the reciept and pretended it never happened. Now I bet she thinks I have gender issues, what with all my manly singing... I love it.

[pixxers]

Ahaha, noodles. ♥ I like the way Apollo has his fingers all tangled in Klavier's hair. Rowr.

You're the most beautiful man I know. Mom needs to recognize.

[sarahofcroydon]

You finished the game yet? ;3 I'll draw a set of penii if you do.

Stat. (Also Alicia is freaking out that a girl is coming on to her and asking me for help. Like I'm the authority here.)

[pixxers]

I haven't. I've been playing Devil May Cry and neglecting my writing. :\

Oh, the fun you could have with THAT. Don't let this opportunity pass you by, Lil.

[sarahofcroydon]

Still Capcom, I suppose. We all need a break. :D

Ideas? All this girl did was ask her out. Albeit alone.

[pixxers]

Capcom used to suck. This game's not bad at all. And Nero is hot.

If she's not interested, she should just be nice, thank her for the invite, and gently decline. It's no biggie. At least some six-foot-tall flannel wearing, mullet having bulldyke isn't trying to manhandle her, which is what always happens to me. :|

[sarahofcroydon]

You just seem to attract those women. No, this is some sweet innocent thing from the body shop, who definitely don't hire bulldykes but do hire lots of skinny gay men.

I just found out my boss is somewhat of an Elvis impersonator. And thinks he's still alive.

[pixxers]

I do. Which is pretty typical considering that I'm not remotely attracted to them. Sweet innocent thing? And she's not interested? Is she sure she's not interested?

You should record yourself singing 'Devil in disguise' and send it to him. Or just send it to me since that's my favorite Elvis song.

[sarahofcroydon]

This is the same sister who laughed at my drawing. I mean, that's fine, in retrospect it looks like of funny that there aren't wangs where wangs are supposed to be, but she didn't have to do it in my face.
And she's as straight as a beanpole, though she wants to get into musical theatre and is currently obsessed with Wicked which I'm positive is all about lesbians. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
She also has a fur fetish. She's in love with Mufasa, the beast, and anything else furry and African with a deep hairy voice.
She'd kill me if she ever read this. :D

Not 'love me tender'? Apparently he follows all the conspiracy theories.

[pixxers]

Draw a wang on the side of her face while she sleeps.

Wicked is about frustrated lesbians. Everytime I listen to the soundtrack, I am more convinced of this.

Mufasa was my favorite, too.

Elvis was very bloated there at the end. He wouldn't want to live like that. :(

[sarahofcroydon]

Bored at uni, lis?

[sarahofcroydon]

ps lis, don't get offended. You know I love your hairy men.

What were you doing looking back here again, eh? ;3 ;3 ;3 You starting to come around to the trouser snake lovin'?