Metalfest!!!

Apr 25, 2010 17:02

saw: Thick as Blood, Death Before Dishonor, Between the Buried and Me, Baroness, Cro-Mags, Earth Crisis, Death Threat, C.O.A., Periphery, Rose Funeral, Doomriders, Fall of Troy, After the Burial, Mongoloids, Gaza, xTyrantx, Reign Supreme, Soul Control, Cruel Hand, Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, Disembodied, Skeletonwitch, Abacabb, Malefice, Swashbuckle, Municipal Waste. I probably saw bits and pieces of a few other bands, but i can't remember which.
All of the black metal bands had to cancel due to the volcano in Iceland shutting down all the airports in Europe. I was so close to seeing 1349. fuck all. one day, 1349, one day. The only european band to make it was, i believe Malefice. They were pretty awesome. Pretty straight forward metalcore, but with fun british accents in between songs. yay.

Death Before Dishonor was probably the best act of Friday. What's that? I'm not cumming in my pants over Between the Buried & Me's set? Sadly, no. Four songs off their new lackluster album, one song off Colors, and not even close to the best one, and one off of Alaska. Mordecai was the song i wanted to hear that i got to hear. it's always such a bummer to be underwhelmed by bands i have high expectations for.

"We're C.O.A. from Brockton, Fuck You." good quote from those guys. Not bad, not great.

Earth Crisis tore it up, though his story about Walter Whoeverthefuck, the "Vegan Straightedge Warrior" out in Oklahoma kind of hurt my brain. It was something like, so this vegan straightedge warrior is watching his brother ruin his life on crystal meth. he goes to the dealer and tells him to stop selling meth to his brother, to which the dealer replies, in a soundly logical way, "what's the difference if i sell it to him or if somebody else sells it to him?" to which walter, the vegan straightedge warrior replies, "because you're you but my brother's mine." the dealer does not stop selling meth to walter VSxEW, and so walter burns the guy's lab down. the crowd applauds, but i'm in the back thinking...hey, wait a second- that's dumb. Meth labs explode (why this is a bad story No. 1). No. 2, it doesn't matter if you burned down a meth lab- you burned down a building. that's arson. no. 3 Hey, Walter, you could have just told the cops what was going on there and the building would have been torn down by the state, and you don't have to go to prison for arson. Fuck you, Walter.

Death Threat, Mongoloids, Soul Control, Cro Mags, and Thick as Blood. Crushing hardcore and totally fucking awesome. Their rhetoric is so fun, especially from Reign Supreme. The whole "Fuck Metal, Fuck Hardcore, Fuck Everybody else, just be yourself. Destroy all obstacles in your way. Bow to no one. Ubermensch, Ubermensch, ra ra ra." it's only because you're yelling it at me that i have to seriously wonder, is somebody fucking with you that much, or are you just being confrontational? Eh.

xTryrantx did their schtick with the football at the end of their set, again. Whoever is holding the football at the end of the song gets a free t-shirt and a cd, but during the song- beat the shit out of whoever is holding the football. A lot of big fat dudes rolling around on the floor. a moderately amusing display. Almost as amusing as the band having two singers, one with a crazy amount of facial tattoos.



Periphery really needed their monitors turned up because i don't think the singer could hear himself. he was missing notes all willy-nilly over the place. eegads. I'm willing to bet their cd is awesome, though. I would check it out- and probably will.

Baroness, After the Burial, and Rose Funeral can suck it. Baroness...ok, they're actually really good, but i was just so wholly not in the mood for space-out metal and drone. i was chomping at the bit for them waiting waiting waiting for BTBAM. then that made me sad, too. Woe! After the Burial i might have liked about 6 years ago. Today i say no. Rose Funeral- c'mon guys. three breakdowns in almost every song and every song is like 3 minutes? yo....no.

ABACABB, Skeletonwitch- yeah you guys fucking rock. i wouldn't seek you out individually, though.

TDTE, and Disembodied surprised me! I was not so thrilled with either of their latest releases, but they really tore it up. Cudos, gentlemen.

Fall of Troy: i don't really like them, but i think i could later. They are extremely talented, and their energy is phenomenal (so was Soul Control's despite them playing to a room of 20 people. i applaud that). These guys are filed in the back of my head along with Periphery.

Doomriders were awesome. Good Cambridge local metal. Nice heavy bass riffs, and sludgey metal.

Swashbuckle- most surprising and fun act of the whole festival. Dudes in pirate outfits playing legitimately brutal metal--about oysters and fucking women and walking planks. the fatter lead singer was equipped with the parrot on the shoulder and everything. them i would absolutely see again. then for the rest of the day, the big guy was in every pit. he walked by me shouting "Ridah Ridah Ridah Ridah!" which i took to be a Chowder reference, making him immediately my best friend i've never met.

Municipal Waste: It's fucking Municipal Waste. I moshed like a motherfucker.

and the band i went to see out of the whole fest: Gaza. Gaza is still my <3 they just own the stage. i blew my voice out singing along. Some guys in the audience were yelling for them to play slutmaker, to which Jon retorted, they weren't going to play that song anymore because too many bros with flat-brimmed hats made it a name for their girlfriends, and he found it despicable. done and done. i love their conviction and their dislike of trends and scenes. Keep on keeping on, Gaza. kisses.


A: The A.K.A.s (Are Everywhere!), ABACABB, The Acacia Strain, The Academy is..., Acadia Falls, After the Burial, Air Traffic Controller*, Airborne Toxic Event, Alestorm, Alexisonfire, All That Remains, The Alternate Routes*, Alton Bay, Against Me!, American Head Charge, And One, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Angleworm, Animosity, Anti-Flag, As Blood Runs Black, As I Lay Dying, Atlas, Atlas and The Atom Smasher, August Burns Red,

B: Barnaby Jones, Baroness, Behemoth, Bela Kiss, Belphegor, Between the Buried & Me, Big D & The Kids Table, A Billion Ernies, Andrew Bird, The Birthday Massacre, Black Label Society, Black Light Burns, Black Sabbath, Bleeding Through, Bobaflex, Bomb the Music Industry!, Book Slaves, Bouncing Souls, The Brass, Brava Spectre, The Bravery, The Breathing Process, Bring Me the Horizon, Emilyn Brodsky, The Bronx, Brunt of It, The Builders and The Butchers, Bury Me Standing, Bury Your Dead,

C: C.O.A., Cabiria, Cake, Candiria, Cannibal Corpse, The Casualties, Ceremony, Chaos Before Creation, Chimaira, Margaret Cho, Les Claypool, Clouds, Club d'Elf, Cockpunch, Cold Snap, Coliseum, Comadre, Common Enemy, Converge, Copyright Chaos, Corn Mo, The Coup, Covenant, Crime In Stereo, Cro Mags, Cruel Hand, Cryptorchid Chipmunk, Cut /// Copy,

D: Dagmar, Darkest Hour, Daylight, Dead Lights, Dead Uncles, Death Before Dishonor, Death Cab for Cutie, Death Threat, Jesse Dee*, Destroyer Destroyer, Dethklok, The Devil Wears Prada, Devildriver, DeVotchKa, Dillinger Four, Dimmu Borgir, Disembodied, Dr. Dog*, Doomriders, Dope, Double Awake, The Dresden Dolls, Drop Factor, Dropdead, Antje Duvekot*

E: Earth Crisis, East Village Opera Company, Ehnahre, Eluveitie, Elvis Perkins in Dearland*, Embrace the End, The Emotron, The End, Clara Engel, Enough Already, Ensiferum, The Ergs!, Etta Place, Evelyn Evelyn, Every Time I Die,

F: The Fad, Fairy Boy (& The Official Suckers), The Faint, Fake Problems, Fall of Troy, Family Force Five, Princess Farhana, Fatter than Albert, FineSpun, Fixture, The Flaming Tsunamis, Folly, The Flatliners, For Science, For the Fallen Dreams, The Forecast, Forty Dollar Boner, The Friendly Curds (or Topless Tantrum), Frightened Rabbit*, From First to Last, Fugue,

G: Jim Gaffigan, Ganglians, Gaslight Anthem, Gaza, Genghis Tron, The Global Dance Party, Goatwhore, Gogol Bordello, The Graduate, Great Skaught, Green Day, Chris Gutierrez, GWAR,

H: Ha Ha Tonka, Neil Halstead*, The Handshake Murders, Hardcore Karaoke Pile-On Extravaganza, Ian Harvey, Hate Eternal, Hatebreed, The Heat Machine, Anne Heaton*, Heaven Shall Burn, Hope Conspiracy, Horrorpops, HORSE the band, Hostage Calm, James Hubbard, The Human Orchestra, HUMANWINE, Hunt Club,

I: In Flames, Interrobang!?, Iron Maiden,

J: Jack of All Boxes, Jaggery, Jay Tea, Jettison, Job for a Cowboy, Judas Priest, The Jukebox Romantics, Julien-K,

K: Kataklysm, Keep of Kalessin, Kelly, Kepi Ghoulie, Ketman, Kill Hannah, Killswitch Engage, Kiss Kiss, A Knight's Valor, Kool and The Gang

L: Labor Power, Ladytron, LaGrecia, Lamb of God, The Laysan Rail, LeATHERMOUTH, The Leftovers, Lemuria, Let Me Crazy, Life Cried, Ligeia, Linfinity, LISP, Lizzy Borden, Loney Dear*, The Loved Ones, Low Budgets, Ludo, The Luminescent Orchestrii,

M: M.I.A., Made Out of Babies, Madina Lake, Make Do and Mend, Malefice, Jesse Malin & The St. Marks Social, Mallory, Many Mansions, Marilyn Manson, Mastodon, Mathematicians, Matt & Kim, Matt Kurz One, MC Chris, Melt Banana, The Menzingers*, Meow Meow, Meshuggah, Metric, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, Modern Life Is War, Mogli (Nova Scotia), Mogli, Mongoloids, Movers and Shakers, Mudvayne, Municipal Waste, Murder by Death, Murphy's Kids, Mustard Plug, Mutiny Amongst Friends, My Heart to Joy at the Same Tone,

N: Nasty Disaster, New Year's Revolution, Noble Rot, NoFX, Noisex, Norma Jean, Nothingstar,

O: O Pioneers!!!, Obsidian Halo, Of Montreal, On Broken Wings, Open Goat, Otep, Ours, OvO,

P: Pale Shade, Amanda Palmer, Passion Pit, Pennywise, Periphery, Peter Bjorn & John*, Dat Phan, Phoenix, Piebald, Piercing Silence, The Pilfers, Play It Faster, Poison Fingerz, Post-Modern Sounds (or Birth of Flower), Powernap on Satan's Floor, Preservation Hall Jazz Band, The Prodigy, Protagonist*, Protean Collective, The Pseudo Superheroes, PsyOpus, Public Access, Pulling Teeth,

Q: The Queers, Quixote,

R: Reborn in Chaos, The Red Chord, The Red Paintings, Reel Big Fish, Reign Supreme, The Rex Complex, The Riot Before, Rip Shit, Rise and Fall, The Risk Taken, Rock 'n' Roll Hooligans, Henry Rollins, Rose Funeral, Rye Rye,

S: Sabotage, Bob Saget, Say Anything, Scapegoat, Scarecrow Hill, Set Your Goals, 78 Revolutions, Shadows Fall, She Rides, Shira Girl, Sxip Shirey, Shöres öf the Tundra, Silent Distortion, Silent Fate, Since the Flood, Skeletonwitch, Skinless, Slayer, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Slipknot, Snog, Soilent Green, Sonic Boom Six, Soul Control, Soul Reaping 3, The Space Demons, Space Octopus, Spanish Harlem, Spitalfield, Squinch Owl, Squirrel Nut Zippers, St. Vincent, Laura Stevenson & The Cans, Story of the Year, Stuck Lucky, Subarachnoid Space, Suicide Silence, The Sunflower Spectacle, Superjoint Ritual, Swashbuckle, Swear Jar,

T: Televandals, They Might Be Giants, Thick as Blood, 1349, This Bike is a Pipe Bomb, Stephen Thunder*, 3 Inches of Blood, Title Fight, Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, Trainwreck, Triptykon, Trunks & Tales, Tub Ring, Turisas, Týr, Tyrannosaurus Sex,

U: Unearth,

V: Vaz, Vital Remains, Vleid, VNV Nation,

W: Walls of Jericho, Wanli, Water Cure, Wavves, We Are the Union, Jason Webley, What Time Is It, Mr. Fox?, What What Where, Matt Wixon, Wrench in the Works, The Wonder Years, The World/Inferno Friendship Society,

X: XTyrantX,

Y: Yakuza, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Yes Please,

Z: ZO2, Rob Zombie

* in studio performance

as for seeing the CP crew again, it's always an incredible pleasure. I love those guys. I really do.

And I don't know what kind of fucked up cosmic forces are at play lately, but if you remember from my last entry, i wrote about that kid puking next to me on the T. My motherfucking luck, some fat bitch comes running out of the mosh pit and literally stops in front my me to vomit into her hand. the shit sprays all over my arms and i have a little sticky chunk of something stuck to my pants. Zac Attack is standing next to me and is just like, "Did that get on you?" "Yeah. FUCK." I hold my arms up and try to walk out of the crowd without touching anybody. as i go downstairs to the bathroom, Allie and Trejo are standing outside it. "What's up dude?" "I just got fucking puked on." Seriously. Puked on twice in three days? *middle finger to God*
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