I need a shock collar to combat this confusion.
Whatever happened to women claiming the monopoly on stop/start antics? Next he'll be pulling me aside to tell me that he likes men too.
"You'd make a great dominatrix."
:blink:: "G'wha???"
"What? Its not like you aren't used to declaring yourself the dominant partner AND you already have the gear."
"Ummm about that, just because I played Dominatrix fairy for Halloween doesn't mean anything. Memphis is also zero indicator of how I act in bed thankssomuch."
And then I put the phone down and ran away.
"You'd make a great dominatrix."
:blink:: "G'wha???"
"What? Its not like you aren't used to declaring yourself the dominant partner AND you already have the gear."
"Ummm about that, just because I played Dominatrix fairy for Halloween doesn't mean anything. Memphis is also zero indicator of how I act in bed thankssomuch."
And then I put the phone down and ran away.