With this post, you're all going to hate me.
My parents are dieting.
I think it may slowly kill me.
This is a conversation I just had:
Me: I swear if I don't get pasta sometime in the next week, I'm going to hurt someone.
Him: o.o;;
Me: sorry. I just don't do low-carb, and I don't remember the last time we had spaghetti.
Him: you DO know there are low carb noodles right? XP
Me: no, no, I don't care about the carbs. I want pizza and full-carb pasta and lots of bread and real butter. I don't need to diet, but I'm the minority in my house
And it's true. I don't care about low-carbs. I want pizza, because we always have pizza on Saturday nights. I don't want tilapia (especially not with horseradish sauce). I'm sick of fish - I want my pizza! It's a Saturday night. Isn't there some rule? No one cooks on Saturday nights! That's the time for restaurants and pizza!
I also want spaghetti, or pene (penne? penee?), or some other Italian noodle, smothered in alfredo sauce. I'm making myself some alfredo sauce this week, mark my words. I will not let my family starve me.
I think it may slowly kill me.
This is a conversation I just had:
Me: I swear if I don't get pasta sometime in the next week, I'm going to hurt someone.
Him: o.o;;
Me: sorry. I just don't do low-carb, and I don't remember the last time we had spaghetti.
Him: you DO know there are low carb noodles right? XP
Me: no, no, I don't care about the carbs. I want pizza and full-carb pasta and lots of bread and real butter. I don't need to diet, but I'm the minority in my house
And it's true. I don't care about low-carbs. I want pizza, because we always have pizza on Saturday nights. I don't want tilapia (especially not with horseradish sauce). I'm sick of fish - I want my pizza! It's a Saturday night. Isn't there some rule? No one cooks on Saturday nights! That's the time for restaurants and pizza!
I also want spaghetti, or pene (penne? penee?), or some other Italian noodle, smothered in alfredo sauce. I'm making myself some alfredo sauce this week, mark my words. I will not let my family starve me.