Apr 13, 2006 09:43
I thought about updating, but I am too tired.
I am at work. This factory smells. I want to kill myself ( not really ). This office smells. Protestors smell. I can't wait to get home. I just downloaded AOL on my work computer again because I am badass. Uh... yeah. I got to RP last night with Tori, I played with my assassin, Gabriel, for the first time. He's so badass it's sickening. I'm going to my brother's house today and play Dirge of Cerberus, and make him translate the dialog for me. I can do that, 'cause I'm Hideo.
Proof of D12 is dead. It pisses me off. Not because of his death, but because of how he died. I'm tired of people trying to uphold this "gangster" image of theirs. I haven't been able to listen to my gangster rap albums without feeling pissed off. Don't know why I take it personally, I just do. I like Pop Rocks and Pepsi. Speaking of Pepsi, I finally know the difference between Pepsi and Coke. I love Pepsi. All who oppose Pepsi are gay.
I'm drinking sodas again. Not Diet either. My metabolism is going to go haywire. I ran 3 miles before going to work today. I'm awesome. The name Hideo is freaking awesome. I used to hate it, but now I kind of-no... no, I still hate it. But I hate the name "Christian" so fuck that. Christian's are gay. Not the religious ones, but the people named Christian. Suddenly this office tastes like blue. My Gordon Liu icon is so fucking badass.
Krissy is badass.
Ryan is doing a FF6 storyline thing. I can't wait until he gets it jumped off. My work schedule is going to change soon, which'll suck. But I've already taken Cyan. Work > Internets. I might work third shift. Third shift is homo. I like the way cigarette packs smell. My butt itches like nobody's business. Seriously, it's nobody's business. Koch is badass. I haven't seen him in a while. I wonder if he's Jewish. Brett's Jewish.
Samantha called me last night. I put her on speaker phone. She's still a slut. She's still awesome. She kept telling me how she was going to steal my fiancee away from me. I laughed, but my fiancee did not. She grinned. Note to self: keep camera with self at all times, Samantha x Je T'aime sex might happen. I thought the name Je T'aime was unique. My bestfriend Chris has a girlfriend of four years named Je T'aime. Dude... I just noticed that my American name is Chris. That's really fucking weird. Twilight zone. Except I'm better looking. God, I'm badass.
I had a dream that Shin and I got married. She bore me eleven children. She ate them. I watched her, got turned on, and had wild sex with her. Then come to find out, it wasn't really, Shin. It was Adrian. Adrian's hot when he's in a wig. Man if this is what blue tastes like, then it's really good. I'm Blasian. My mom wants me to work in her porn shop. My salary would be 650 a week. But I make a salary of 720 at my current job, so I'm good. Degrees = awesome.
I like to draw. Drawing is teh best. I am sending my portfolios out again. Character Designing is fun. I should get a scanner. Fuck heads. Everyone will want me to draw them something. Yeah, fuck Jesus. But I need a scanner so I can learn how to color digitally. Paint is fun though. It smells good. Like blue. Ha ha ha! Damn, I'm good. That's what my icon says. Stating the obvious makes me 100% correct in all conversation. 12 Oz Mouse. Funny show. I just broke the sound barrier.