Main Street USA, Magic Kingdom, Disney World

[golden_apple]

From nowhere, Azrael and Eris appear just inside the gates of the Magic Kingdom. A train whistle wails just behind them, and in front of them is a circular Town Center park, the beginning of Main Street USA. The crowd is still sparse, as the hour is fairly early. Small children are being carried by still-perky parents or being pushed in strollers.

Comments

[fuckingdemon]

And a lovely dress it is. Now, do you think it's too early to set the Castle on fire? Or should we save that for the coup de grace?

[golden_apple]

Let's do that last. It will be prettier after dark, anyway. That's when all the light shows are. But you can go poke around, since you have have this thing for the Castle.

Then roller coasters!

[fuckingdemon]

He grins. Not the Castle, my dear girl, the Cinderella clones. Do you have any idea just how much fun it can be to play with the hoop skirts? The girls get so delightfully upset when you show their skivvies to the world.

[golden_apple]

*laughs*

Well, if that's all, why not possess one of them? Imagine the trauma that could inspire. Or you could do the mouse. Although he's harder to find, I hear there's only one mouse around at any of the parks at one time.

Quite suddenly I want to see Cinderella on Space Mountain. C'mon, let's go find one!

[fuckingdemon]

Azrael's eyes widen. Possess the mouse. That is a brilliant idea. We'll definitely have to find one.

Space Mountain? I bet that does wonderful things to a hoopskirt.

Which reminds me. We need a camera.

[golden_apple]

You're in the souvenier pit of the world. Surely you can find a camera to steal.

Look, over there. Hugging that sticky little monster. Will she do?

*points at Cinderella hugging a tiny blonde child*

[fuckingdemon]

Possess a Disney princess and traumatize a small child. Could my day get any better?

Azrael sneaks up behind the woman and gooses her, using the contact to slip inside. It takes him a moment to gain control of the startled woman before he smiles sweetly down at the little girl.

Do you know what, dear? He whispers. There is no Santa Claus. The Easter Bunny ate him.

[golden_apple]

*rolls her eyes as the child's face crumples and she begins to cry, running back to her startled parents*

Cute. Which did you use this time? "Fluffy didn't go to live on a farm, the kitty died"?

*eyes Azrael/Cinderella appraisingly*

Well, do I get to call you Azraella?

[fuckingdemon]

The kitty died? Actually, no, but that's a really good idea. Maybe the next kid I see.

He ignores the suggestion about his name, instead poking through Cinderella's mind.

She's afraid of heights. I think Space Mountain would be perfect.

[golden_apple]

How perfect. It's that way.

*points off to the right, raising an eyebrow at a group of teenagers staring at her*

What, you've never seen a Goddess of Chaos in mouse ears before? Shoo.

*flips a dismissive hand at the group*

[fuckingdemon]

The demon snorts. Honey, I've never seen the Goddess of Chaos in mouse ears. You have to admit it's a first.

Although it's early, there's already a line for Space Mountain, but Azrael disregards it as he leads Eris up to the front.

[golden_apple]

Well, maybe it is a first. But I think they look rather nice. I might decide to wear them all the time.

*follows Azrael to the head of the line, only stopping when an irate security guard steps in front of her*

[fuckingdemon]

All the time? I'd pay good money to see that.

A second security guard steps in front of Azrael. No jumping. You have to go to the back of the line, he growls. Besides, girlie, you're supposed to be working. Go back to your palace.

Azrael rolls his eyes. I'm on a break. And I don't want to go to the end of the line. He gives the burly guard a devastating smile. You don't mind, do you?

The guard frowns. No line jumping. Try it again and you'll have to leave the park.

[golden_apple]

"Girlie?" Are you serious?

*glares at the guards before making a small motion with one hand*

How absolutely rude. Calling such a lovely character-possessed-by-a-demon "girlie".

*the two guards disappear, and on the ground where they stood are two stuffed dolls, one in the shape of a duck in a sailor suit, the other the shape of a duck in a pink dress with a pink bow on its head. She picks them up and hands them to a young woman whose eyes are bulging at what she thinks she just saw*

There you go, dear. Take care of those, would you? I'd hate for them to get stepped on.

Come on, Az. This is only the first ride, I want to go see the Pirates, too.

[fuckingdemon]

Somehow, my dear, I doubt seeing is what you want to do to the pirates. He snickers.

[golden_apple]

That's neither here nor there. Hopefully there's one there that looks like Johnny Depp. Pirates are some of my favorite people.

*grabs Azrael/Cinderella's hand and drags her into the next available seat on the ride*

Do something with that skirt, will you? I want to see where we're going!