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Dec 20, 2006 10:05

Never *ever* say the word "dominatrix" at a lesbian dinner party. For some reason they don't like that and will rip out your soul because of it.

If you know someone who is a bad driver, having them drive you home when they are slightly intoxicated is one hell of a scary experience. Praying helps.

Having people graduate and leave is both happy and sad.

Alcohol is my friend.

Going to the bars alone is pretty lame.

Putting on a Scottish accent and going to the bars is awesome! Not only do you get to talk like your scottish, but you make tons of friends (who you can never speak to again), you get to complain about american beer and get pints of american beer bought for you. It helps if you have a semi-convincing Scottish accent to begin with.

Working the week after finals as well as from the 27th-29th of december is no way to spend the holidaze.
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