....FLAVOR FLAV!....is an IDIOT!....
Now, about that "Flavor of Love".....
First of all, Flavor Flav looks like this:
Now, for all the dumb shit that he is doing wrong:
First Mistake:
He then puts a bunch of GHE-HE-HETTO girls in the same house, makes them sleep in the same rooms, and use the same bathrooms.
Second Mistake:
He then gives them tasks to prove their love for him. This is like Fear Factor meets the Bachelor, and for those of you who watched the first season, you know what I mean.
This season, the girls are even more hoochie than before, if that is even possible. One even got thrown out before even a elimination ceremony had taken place.
I watch this show simply because it's just such a freak show, I can't look away.
So here's my question to Mr. William Jonathan "Flavor Flav" Drayton:
HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE YOU FLAV?
I think maybe my dear, you should have just stuck with your Gitta....you should try and steal hear away from Matti. You need someone just as NUTS and FUCKIN' BRAINLESS, as your old ass.
And I can't believe you're actually doing a show to find yourself a wife that's not a gold digger. DUMB.
Now are you ready for his third mistake?
Thrid Mistake:
He decided to bring in N-E-W Y-O-R-K to fucking help him out.
I saw the previews for the next one, that bitch is more of NUTCASE than before.
Of course, you know, all hell is going to break loose. You know she's a crazy ho and those bitches....well you just need to steer clear.
I'm kind of glad he got rid of the one who shit on his floor, because that just AIN'T RIGHT! Can't you hold it?
I think her name was "Somethin'" and that sure was. Let me just say.
He got rid of the fat one, Like Dat, because he just wasn't sexually attracted to her, which leads me to believe, that even if he said he picked them himself, I think VH1 musta made him pick a fat one so that he wouldn't look bad.
As a fat girl, I know how hard it is. You're never sexy, you're just his friend.
So, my pretties, if there's nothing to do on your sunday evening, I suggest you watch this, it will make you feel better about yourself within in the first five minutes.
Here's looking at you LiveJournal Land!
Much Love,
Gold Dust Gypsy
First of all, Flavor Flav looks like this:
Now, for all the dumb shit that he is doing wrong:
First Mistake:
He then puts a bunch of GHE-HE-HETTO girls in the same house, makes them sleep in the same rooms, and use the same bathrooms.
Second Mistake:
He then gives them tasks to prove their love for him. This is like Fear Factor meets the Bachelor, and for those of you who watched the first season, you know what I mean.
This season, the girls are even more hoochie than before, if that is even possible. One even got thrown out before even a elimination ceremony had taken place.
I watch this show simply because it's just such a freak show, I can't look away.
So here's my question to Mr. William Jonathan "Flavor Flav" Drayton:
HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE YOU FLAV?
I think maybe my dear, you should have just stuck with your Gitta....you should try and steal hear away from Matti. You need someone just as NUTS and FUCKIN' BRAINLESS, as your old ass.
And I can't believe you're actually doing a show to find yourself a wife that's not a gold digger. DUMB.
Now are you ready for his third mistake?
Thrid Mistake:
He decided to bring in N-E-W Y-O-R-K to fucking help him out.
I saw the previews for the next one, that bitch is more of NUTCASE than before.
Of course, you know, all hell is going to break loose. You know she's a crazy ho and those bitches....well you just need to steer clear.
I'm kind of glad he got rid of the one who shit on his floor, because that just AIN'T RIGHT! Can't you hold it?
I think her name was "Somethin'" and that sure was. Let me just say.
He got rid of the fat one, Like Dat, because he just wasn't sexually attracted to her, which leads me to believe, that even if he said he picked them himself, I think VH1 musta made him pick a fat one so that he wouldn't look bad.
As a fat girl, I know how hard it is. You're never sexy, you're just his friend.
So, my pretties, if there's nothing to do on your sunday evening, I suggest you watch this, it will make you feel better about yourself within in the first five minutes.
Here's looking at you LiveJournal Land!
Much Love,
Gold Dust Gypsy