A change of plans.

[golddustdreams]

So I've decided to change the topic of my persuasive speech. The McDonald's case is just too complicated for the speech purpose. I've decided to convince people that if they want a good shave, they should do it the old fashioned way: double-edge or straight-edge razor, a badger hair shaving brush, and a good quality shaving cream. I'll show why

Comments

[mychimaera]

Do you really hate my razor that much?! :P

[golddustdreams]

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

[mychimaera]

It's ok. It just informed me that it hates you as well.

[sorenr]

So much hate in this world, and not enough love!

[mychimaera]

But one must ask oneself if we would know what love is without experiencing hate. Plus, the most my razor can do is leave a nasty razor burn on the people it doesn't like...but it's content hating Derick from within my room.

[sorenr]

Here's much to do with hate, but more with love.
Why, then, O brawling love! O loving hate!
O any thing, of nothing first create!
O heavy lightness! serious vanity!
Mis-shapen chaos of well-seeming forms!
Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health!
Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is!
This love feel I, that feel no love in this.
Dost thou not laugh?

[golddustdreams]

Your razor ravaged my gorgeous face.

Fucker!