Lost 3.15 "Left Behind"

Apr 04, 2007 22:28


Okay, I tried. I really tried, mostly for zauberer_sirin's sake, but so far I have no love for Juliet's character. I think I cheered when Kate punched her in the face. It's the triangle thing I hate. I mean come on, have we not had enough of the triangles? Wasn't Jack/Kate/Sawyer enough? If Juliet didn't have a thing for Jack I'd probably like her a lot more, but that whole scene where she was "enlightening" Kate, I mean, what the heck does she know? She rambles off all these biological and history facts like that means something. (I loved how Kate just sort of smiled and didn't answer Juliet's question of "What do you know about him, Kate?".)

And this is exactly what made me dislike Locke in this episode, though I usually think he's pretty awesome. That whole "Well, I told them how awesome you were, Kate, but then they told me what you had done and... well, goodbye." I mean, DUDE. I thought we were all about getting second chances on the magical island? What happened to "the past doesn't matter, it what's you do here, on this island, that counts"? GRRRRRR.

Juliet is a snake in the grass. Sorry, folks, I'm calling it now. We've seen she's a pretty good actress (pretending she didn't know about the monster, and that she didn't have the key) and that she'll lie to get what she wants. And that she apparently knows KA-RA-TAY. *SNORT* And there she is, going on and on about how horrible Kate is for breaking Jack's heart. PULEASE. You aren't any better, dearie. Neither are you, Locke. Remember dear Mikhail? The one you pushed through the shield? YEAH.

I'm betting that Juliet was left behind for a reason.

(BRING IT ON, SAYID.)

Okay, and now for LOST: GEEBEE'S TAKE ON THE REST OF THE SEASON:

Juliet: *INNOCENT AND SWEET*
Jack: *totally taken in and making an ass of himself*
Kate: Dude, why are you listening to her? She's totally a lying bitch.
Jack: *in his self-righteous tone* Kate, just stop. Juliet would never-
Juliet: *STABS IN THE BACK*
Jack: ... Ow.
Kate: *walks away*
Jack: Kate, come back! I just wanted to fix her! I swear!
Kate: Forget you, jerk. I'm in love with Hurley now.

♥ ♥ ♥

THE END.

It's marvelous! Genius, I say! XDXD

PS. Did the monster seem to be taking pictures to you??

series: lost, mild ranting

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