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[gold_star]

It's Hogsmeade this weekend, isn't it? Padma? Michael? Does anybody feel up to a little adventure? I certainly do.

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[goddesspatil]

Adventure sounds brilliant, actually. After this morning, it'd be downright smashing to feel like laughing.

Honestly, I can't believe that she has nothing better to do with her time. That wasn't anything but disgusting and crude.

[gold_star]

Oh, yes. It was quite a piece of unnecessary cruelty, wasn't it?

I'm sure I can think of a few ways to take your mind off of things.

[goddesspatil]

The woman thinks I'm a Panda, or somesuch. I don't give her credit for much.

Why, Sir Anthony, if I didn't know better, I'd think you were coming onto me.

[gold_star]

I happen to think "Panda" is a perfectly cute nickname. You don't like it?

Lady Padma, I would never do anything to compromise your honour.

Unless, of course, you asked me very, very nicely.

[goddesspatil]

Not really. I have never consumed bamboo in those amounts, nor am I particularly endangered.

Oh, you're one of those, are you? I have to ask to be dishonoured?

[gold_star]

But they're fuzzy.

Would you like to be dishonoured?

[goddesspatil]

Are you calling me fuzzy now?

And I am not answering that question here. You're in danger of losing your White Knight status.

[gold_star]

No, I'm simply pointing out why pandas are cute.

I have no problems becoming the Black Knight, either.

[goddesspatil]

Yes, but to be cute like a panda, wouldn't I have to be fuzzy?

The Black Knight never gets the girl, Anthony.

[gold_star]

No. Cute comes in many different forms.

Perhaps, then, the story should be rewritten.

[goddesspatil]

As long as I'm not fuzzy, I'm happy.

Would you care to help me coauthor?

[gold_star]

Well, you aren't. Fuzzy, I mean.

Does this story have a pleasant ending?

[goddesspatil]

Well, that is good to know.

I most certainly hope so.