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Do yourself a favor and don't waste your money on hybrid cats. Three today, I had to put down three. Apparently they love taking chunks out of their owners...and me. Twenty-two grand per cat. Sounds like a wonderful way to spend your money.
On a second note: Does anyone know of any good land for sale up in Albany?
On a second note: Does anyone know of any good land for sale up in Albany?
Martin's doing well. He's still an aspiring Play-doughist in the Philharmonic. So aspiring that he wore out the Play-dough you bought, so I replaced it because who am I to hinder my son's creativity and lucrative future?
I'll do that the next time I see her.
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Oh god, the fart noises. I'm sure his mother loves that. Did you get him more colors this time...to help with the tuning? He can't be in the Philharmonic if he's out of tune, surely you must know that. What he can be is an artist.
The glue hasn't dried yet, by the way...
I got Jennifer back today.
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He now has four tubs in a variety of colors and sizes.
That's the mark of a truly brilliant and gifted artist, and I'm not saying that just because he's my son.
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That's good. He'll be making the best fart-noise music in no time.
It resembled a lizard until the macaroni began to droop down the paper... now it looks like Powell.
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Something he undoubtedly gets from his mother's side.
He'll be happy to hear you've been enjoying it. Might even make you one resembling a can of watermelon soda if you're nice.
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Make that two cans of watermelon soda and I'm a happy woman...
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I'll see your two cans and raise you a lunch next week.
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Lunch next week it is. Only if you so kindly grace me with your presence on the roof...
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[...] Those taxis won't count themselves.
I'll be up in a minute.
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I'll race you...
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