(no subject)
[Private]
Is attempting to fish off of a roof into someone's aquarium through an apartment window legal?
Oh my god! He caught one!
[End Private]
[Private to David]
I think someone locked me on the roof from the inside.
Are you home?
It was probably Powell.
[End Private]
People thoroughly suck.
I hate this thing.
[Added a day later]
Manwhore.
If that's not amusing, I don't know what is.