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[gold_i_locks]

 My landlord has officially lost his mind.

Six marriage proprosals in two weeks. I think his old age has made him senile (or just entirely too desperate). He's even bought a ring, which is frightening, seeing as I have only said a grand total of ten words to the man. The six NOs are not included in that count. I need coffee, a muzzle, and a

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[pappybear]

Yes he is. Was almost cornered by him to offer "significant words of wisdom" but a bottle of Calamine saved me.

[gold_i_locks]

"Significant words of wisdom"?

I'm sure he was tempted to ask you to marry him as well.

[pappybear]

Yes.

I'm pretty sure his list of prospective partners doesn't include disfigured tenants.

[gold_i_locks]

Interesting.

Disfigured? Last time I saw you, Fisher, you had all of your limbs...

[pappybear]

Poison ivy.

[gold_i_locks]

Have you gotten any medication for it?

[pappybear]

Like I said befo

Calamine lotion

[gold_i_locks]

Of course.

Have fun with that.

[pappybear]

Thanks.