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[gold_i_locks]

The lady down the hall trusted me with her kids.

How do you peel four-year-olds off of your window curtains? And what appeases a six-year-old that gnaws on couch legs?

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[pappybear]

Wondered what that noise was.

[gold_i_locks]

Two very annoying children breaking my eardrums, that is what the noise is.

Any advice?

[pappybear]

Actually I was talking about you screaming.

Want me to come over and talk to them?

[gold_i_locks]

Oh yes, because I scream at the pitch of annoying-toddler.

Could you?

[pappybear]

Be over in a few minutes.

[gold_i_locks]

Thank you.

[pappybear]

[Fifteen minutes later.]

Cute kids.

[gold_i_locks]

Ha ha, very funny.

Do me a favor and lay off of the hallucinogens.

[pappybear]

You're welcome.

[gold_i_locks]

You know they started misbehaving as soon as you left.

And I said thank you at the door.

[pappybear]

I could come back over.

[gold_i_locks]

The brats have gone back to their curtains and couch legs.

I think you might just have to.

[pappybear]

Again. A minute.

[gold_i_locks]

Again. Thank you.