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Hey there. I'll be gone for a couple days. It appears that I wasn't doing as well as I thought I was, and found myself in the hospital. The door to the apartment should be unlocked, so go right ahead and move on in. Help yourself to food, there is plenty, and I should be home in a couple days to give you a small tour.
Could you keep your eye on the puppy for me?
[Added much much later]
[Private to self]
A psych exam in the morning, because of something that man said to the paramedics. Goddammit! When I get out of here I'm strangling him and...and...
Not again!
Damn nurses!