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[gold_i_locks]

 It's been four days since I've gotten any slee
I've counted so many sheep over the last few days. I think they've started materializing on my living room floor
4 days, six hours, and thirty two minutes.
Oh shit.

Help.

Comments

Private to Neil

[gold_i_locks]

I haven't had anything remotely caffeinated since then, and I still haven't slept.

I think so.

Re: Private to Amelia

[off_the_hookah]

This is not a good sign. You really need to see a doctor, and right away. How are you feeling?

I see that C.J. is coming over. I don't know if you want a whole party over or not.

Private to Neil

[gold_i_locks]

I don't want to see a doctor. I feel like I haven't slept in four days, exhausted, bogged down, restless... I could be a commercial for Ambien.

Yeah, she's dropping off some tea, I don't think she'll stay long. Not when she sees me...

Re: Private to Amelia

[off_the_hookah]

You're an ass, you know that?

A big, stubborn ass.

[ooc: unbeknownst to Amelia, Neil has hailed a taxi and is starting to come to drive to Amelia's apartment building]

Private to Neil

[gold_i_locks]

Hee haw!

It's better than being a pushover.

Re: Private to Amelia

[off_the_hookah]

Not only are you an ass, but you have a big one, too. Jesus H. Christ, are all people from your Tale this pigheaded? David's the exact same way.

Are you afraid of being a pushover, or was that a thinly veiled insult hurled toward me?

Private to Neil

[gold_i_locks]

I think my ass is absolutely fine, and you shouldn't be looking. Well, I don't know. I haven't really held a conference with the other two. And don't compare me to Fisher, we're nothing alike.

Neither. Both. I don't know.

Re: Private to Amelia

[off_the_hookah]

I'm an ass-man: I pay attention to these things. Anyway, you're sexy when you're riled up. You're more like David than you care to admit.

Wait, I hope at least you're writing this at home, instead of some coffee shop. Have you even tried to sleep?

Private to Neil

[gold_i_locks]

Ass-man? Was that a clever joke or a stab at the truth? Sexy when I'm riled up? That's a new one, usually people just call me bitch.

I'm going to pretend that you didn't just compare me to him AGAIN.

Yes, I'm at home. No, I haven't had coffee. And yes I have tried to sleep. I'm at 5,600 sheep.

5,601.

Re: Private to Neil

[off_the_hookah]

It's both. Some people get turned on by that. But right now, I'm too frustrated.

See, you ask for help, but then turn around and try to play that nothing is wrong. Sounds exactly like David when he's drunk out of his skull.

Four days, Amelia. That's not healthy.

Private to Neil

[gold_i_locks]

I think another Hee haw is in order. Look, I won't see a doctor. Now, what I could use is someone to bash me in the side of the head, that might do the trick.

Shoul I star' slurrin my worrss?

Maybe that way I could be David Fisher.

I know, I can't help it.

Re: Private to Amelia

[off_the_hookah]

[ooc: Neil's taxi is pulling off the side of the road in front of Amelia's apartment]

Not that kind of ass.

If you know it's not healthy, and you still won't see a doctor, then it's not a physcial doctor you need, but a shrink.

You. Need. Help.

You asked for it yourself. How the hell did you expect people to respond when you wrote 'help' in the compendium. People are asking if you are alright, and you're brushing them off.

Private to Neil

[gold_i_locks]

Don't preach to me.

I asked for help. I'm allowing C.J. to bring me tea. I told Eleanor I'm fine so she didn't think her roommate's a freak.

What the hell, why don't you just buy every sleeping pill available and I can give each one a shot?

5,654.

Re: Private to Amelia

[off_the_hookah]

I'm helping, by trying to get it through that thick skull of yours. If tea were that easy, then you'd be sleeping right now. And the way you're behaving, you really are acting like a freak. You don't think Eleanor is going to notice you walking around like a zombie.

Christ, I know drug addicts who act like you.

[ooc: Neil knocks on Amelia's door]

Private to Neil

[gold_i_locks]

You'd be surprised what makeup can do.

Drug addicts?

If that's you knocking at the door, go away.

[ooc: The compendium makes a lovely thud as it is thrown against the very door Neil is knocking on.]

Re: Private to Amelia

[off_the_hookah]

I know - I wear make-up too, remember?

And I've extensive experience with addicts, too.

What? I'm not knocking at your door? I'm at home in my jammies, watching Rent. Wasn't CJ coming over with tea?

[occ: knocks again]