[Livejournal] - Starting Over (or, Goldy tries some honesty)
Okay, so by now, someone has probably told you all I'm some sort of impostor. Which is not strictly true. I am James T. Kirk. You can still call me James, if you want to call me anything. Someone has probably also told you I'm either an asshole or evil, or some combination of the two.
I hear you people value honesty, and for the most part I'm not against it, either, unless it gets me locked up. I'd like to apologize to anyone who was really excited by the idea I was into unicorns and rainbows and whom I made drink tea. I hate tea (but not cake). I don't hate unicorns, but I don't see the point, either. I'm okay with puppies but I prefer dogs, frankly. I like paintings but prefer Goya, and I like music but when we're talking classics Nick Cave is more my style. I like action movies but you know, that Mulan is a little spitfire and I can get behind that.
If I'd wanted to hurt anyone, I could have done it by now. A lot. If I'd wanted to try to take the place of someone I might closely resemble, I could have done that, too. Your world doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense to me, but I'm not out to destroy it or rend its moral fabric or anything like that. So, yeah. Mostly, I'm bored.
If you're bored, maybe you can tell me what you do when you're bored, in case I want to try it. I have no idea what's considered an acceptable hobby here, so I don't want to make any false moves and discover the hard way that, I don't know, basket weaving is an offense to the natural order. Or shoot me some of those internet quizzes you guys like so much. Or we could do that thing where we ask each other questions, or something.
I hear you people value honesty, and for the most part I'm not against it, either, unless it gets me locked up. I'd like to apologize to anyone who was really excited by the idea I was into unicorns and rainbows and whom I made drink tea. I hate tea (but not cake). I don't hate unicorns, but I don't see the point, either. I'm okay with puppies but I prefer dogs, frankly. I like paintings but prefer Goya, and I like music but when we're talking classics Nick Cave is more my style. I like action movies but you know, that Mulan is a little spitfire and I can get behind that.
If I'd wanted to hurt anyone, I could have done it by now. A lot. If I'd wanted to try to take the place of someone I might closely resemble, I could have done that, too. Your world doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense to me, but I'm not out to destroy it or rend its moral fabric or anything like that. So, yeah. Mostly, I'm bored.
If you're bored, maybe you can tell me what you do when you're bored, in case I want to try it. I have no idea what's considered an acceptable hobby here, so I don't want to make any false moves and discover the hard way that, I don't know, basket weaving is an offense to the natural order. Or shoot me some of those internet quizzes you guys like so much. Or we could do that thing where we ask each other questions, or something.