Because I'm going to have to start writing this shit down
Me: "Christopher, honey, get back in line."
Student: "How did you know my name?"
Me: (says) ".... Er..... You have a name tag, silly!"
Me: (thinks) "honey child, you are the only white kid within a 30 mile radius of this school. I think everyone knows your name."
God he's so cute, but looking at him I can't help but wonder if he's all there. Better than being a sociopath though I guess - apparently we had one student who stabbed a puppy with a fork and then barked at it as it died. She moved on to middle school so she's not our problem anymore, but after I heard that story I told ALL my students about Luna being thrown on the side of a highway and showed a picture JUST to see their reactions lol. Fortunately most of my kids acted concerned, especially when they found out she needs surgery.
Seriously though, who kills a puppy with a damn fork? Jesus. Week #2 was actually a pretty good week - don't mean to end it on that slightly sinister note. But it's 8:12 and Friday night or no my body says it's time for bed, real entry will come later.