This is by far the funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life. I can't stop laughing. I just picture this lady standing there going "oh God, what if he's FAKING PLAYING DEAD?! D: I'll let Perno take care of it." I have so much work to do, I must stop browsing
Found. I think I forgot grad school is a lot of work - because I'm pretty sure I ran solely on the bare-minimum-level of effort last semester. And I'm also pretty sure that's not going to work this go 'round... :/
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